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If This Passes, How Will I Know What Pill To Take If I Want A Raging Boner?

viagraswitchYour rights are being infringed upon, sufferers of erectile dysfunction, made flaccid by the limp and worthless actions of bigwigs out in Washington. That is, if Pennsylvania Congressman Bob Brady has anything to do with it.

Brady is sponsoring a bill that would ban “commercials and any other male sexual enhancement product from TV and radio from 6 am to 10 pm.”

Well, isn’t that a kick in the rarely-used balls, huh?

Ryan’s passionate crusade against all things wang-improving stems from this awkward experience:

“I’m watching TV with my two granddaughters and it was a little embarrassing and I think it was bad that they asked me, “What is erectile dysfunction?” And I stumble along and they’re too young to understand it and they’re much too young to learn about the birds and the bees yet….If they’re on a show and you don’t want your kids to see a certain show, you don’t put that show on, but you can’t control when the commercials come on. I think that it’s the wrong place, on a Saturday afternoon and a Sunday afternoon, these shows are dominated [by these commercials].”

Finally, at least someone in D.C. has their priorities in the right place. Who cares about the economy, the environment and all those issues only “special interest groups” care about?

Well, Congressman Brady has your “special interest” right here:

(grabs his junk)

Oh shit, nevermind –  he couldn’t get it up if anyone decided to take him up on the offer.

I guess if you look at his photo, it really shouldn’t come as any surprise he could care less about boner pills. His wife probably hasn’t rode the bologna-pony since the Carter Administration was in office.

To be honest, I can do without the commercials – I have seen a man and a woman soaking in separate tubs overlooking a breathtaking vista more than enough times for my liking; as well as middle-aged dickbags coming up with honky tonk versions of “Viva Viagra” sung to the tune of “Viva Las Vegas” (I can’t wait for the rap version that would undoubtedly be on its way if it wasn’t for this bill), but I hardly think this is worthy of the government’s time.

Don’t they have the BCS to worry about?

So long Viagra, Cialis and Levitra? Say it ain’t so [Sports Media Blog]
Congressman Bob Brady Trying To Ban All Sex Product Ads from 6 am to 10 pm [Sports Radio Interviews]