If A Tree Falls In The Woods And No One Is Around To Hear It, Does It Make A Sound?
Actually, a more-fitting way to put it would be, “If a douche shoots vinegar and water and there is no vagina to clean, does that mean it didn’t squirt?”
You know, because Jose Canseco is a douche. Get it?
Wait, that doesn’t make any sense at all.
Just enjoy the photo.
[H/T Big League Stew]