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If A Tree Falls In The Woods And No One Is Around To Hear It, Does It Make A Sound?


Actually, a more-fitting way to put it would be, “If a douche shoots vinegar and water and there is no vagina to clean, does that mean it didn’t squirt?”

You know, because Jose Canseco is a douche. Get it?

Wait, that doesn’t make any sense at all.

Just enjoy the photo.

[H/T Big League Stew]