Everyone Rejoice! A-Rod Slides In Spring Training Game!
A-Rod took another important step yesterday in his quest to return as the most-despised active player on a Major League roster – he actually did some sliding.
Although I cannot confirm it, I am fairly certain this is a pretty close reenactment of the event.
The best part is his vagina got a nice thorough cleaning in the process. DOUCHE!
A-Rod slides, goes 1-for-5 in spring training game [Yahoo!/AP]