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After Running Into The Wall, Rick Ankiel Probably Feels Like He’s On The Dark Side Of The Moon

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(AP Photo/Jeff Roberson)

(high fives self)

It should be pointed out that “[x]-rays and a CT scan of Ankiel’s head, neck and back were all negative and showed no fractures, team spokesman Brian Bartow said,” so everyone can stop frantically e-mailing Ankiel’s number one fan Will Leitch to check in to see what condition his condition was in.

(Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, what condition his condition was in)

Okay, I’m done now.

Ankiel’s headfirst crash overshadows Howard’s slam [Associated Press]
What We Lost, And What We Never Had [Deadspin]