Tennis Rankings Be Damned: Serena Williams Says She’s The Number One Women’s Player
Wouldn’t it be nice if you could just have things the way you want them to be simply by saying so? It appears Serena Williams believes this to be the case – overtaken in the world rankings two weeks ago by Russian Dinara Safina, Williams has gone on record as saying she’s the number one tennis player in the world, saying:
“…quite frankly, I’m the best in the world.”
Oh no she didn’t! Dinara Safina, you and your not-so-gargantuan ass just got served!
If that’s how it is, have you guys heard that Sportress of Blogitude is the number one sports blog on the internet? Yep, in a few short weeks, S.O.B. has vaulted to the number one spot. Even though I have no evidence that this is the case, you’re going to have to accept it and take my word for it.
I’m also People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive for 2008.” That Hugh Jackman is an impostor who will be exposed. I just haven’t had the time to let People know about this, but you wait. You wait.
Quite frankly, Serena says she is world’s No. 1 ranked woman [Sports Illustrated]