I Spent Almost Eighty Grand To Go To The University Of Wisconsin For This Crap?
Graduating students at the University of Wisconsin got the news today they have longed to hear (no, it’s not “you get to leave Wisconsin now”, but good guess): Bud Selig will deliver the commencement speech at graduation later this month.
Awesome! Sure, other colleges like Harvard get Will Ferrell to do their commencement speeches, but the University of Wisconsin is stuck with this goofball. No wonder why there are so many god damn serial killers from that state. It’s Bud Selig’s fault, of course – much like everything else in this crazy world.
Selig to deliver commencement speech at Wisconsin[Sports Illustrated]