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Get A Good Look, Ball Boy?


This kid needs to work on his cleavage-ogling skills. But he’s young, he’ll get better. Obviously, no one has ever told the boy that:

“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.”

This all could have been easily avoided had his parents bought him the Seinfeld: The 4th Season on DVD for his birthday. But nooooo, his parents got him High School Musical 2. Just because he wrote “I ♥ Vanessa Hudgens” on his Algebra book doesn’t mean he likes the dang movie.

Man, parents just don’t understand.

* many, many thanks to The World of Isaac for the outstanding photo.