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The Guy Who Played George Michael On Arrested Development Somehow Tied To Olympic Blood Doping Scandal

george-michaelSix Olympic athletes had test results come back positive for CERA after  samples originally submitted for the Bejiing Games were retested.

The IOC reanalyzed a total of 948 samples from Beijing after new lab tests for CERA and insulin became available after the Olympics.

Now, I’m not the brightest bulb in the drawer by any means, but what kind of fancy testing does the IOC have that can prove without a doubt that an athlete chose to watch funnyman Michael Cera in Arrested Development, Juno or Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist in order to pump them up before Olympic competition? Further, what difference does it make?

Maybe I’m just getting old and all this newfangled performance-enhancing hullabaloo is beyond me. Yeah, that’s probably it.

IOC reports 6 Olympic athletes positive for CERA [Yahoo!/AP]