The Morning Bowl (April 27th): No, I Wasn’t In Minneapolis On Saturday Night, Why Do You Ask?
• University of Minnesota students riot and tear shit up during annual Spring Jam. [Busted Coverage]
• Second round draft pick Pat White will get the chance to be the next Dan Marino for the Miami Dolphins – what are his thoughts on Isotoners? [Shutdown Corner]
• The NFL Draft has officially jumped the shark, rumored to be putting the moves on Pinky Tuscadero. [Awful Announcing]
• Jay Glazer says MMA is in his blood, but does not say anything about chunks of Chris Mortensen being in his stool. [Fanhouse]