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Wake N’ Blog For April 24th: I’ve Heard Of Teachers Assigning Too Much Crap Homework But This Really Stinks


NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs Rehash: The Columbus Blue Jackets gave it their best effort in Game 4, but still lost and were swept out of the playoffs by the Detroit Red Wings 6-5; Martin Brodeur overcame a cut on his ankle and tied Patrick Roy’s playoff shutout record (23) by leading the New Jersey Devils to a 1-0 victory over the Carolina Hurricanes (New Jersey leads the series 3-2); Philadelphia blanked Pittsburgh 3-0 to stay alive in their series but are still down 3 games to 2 to the Penguins; and a minor earthquake in Orange County during the first intermission that registered 4.0 shook up the San Jose Sharks as they fell to the Anaheim Ducks 4-0, putting the Sharks, the number one seed in the Western Conference, one game away from elimination heading into Game 6. [ Scoreboard]

NBA Playoffs Recap: The Boston Celtics dominate and blow out the Chicago Bulls 107-86 to take a 2-1 series lead; the Dallas Mavericks led by 16 at the half and never looked back in their 88-67 smothering of the San Antonio Spurs who had a measly 30 points after two quarters; and the Utah Jazz avoided falling three games down to the Los Angeles Lakers with a hard-fought 88-86 win. [ Scoreboard]

MLB: Dave Bush of the Milwaukee Brewers took a no-hitter into the 8th inning but pinch hitter Matt Stairs broke it up with a home run in the Brewers’ 6-1 win over the Philadelphia Phillies; Albert Puljos homered twice as the Cardinals completed the sweep of the New York Mets with a 12-8 victory. [ Scoreboard]

Teacher Bores The Shit Out Of Students, Literally. A 5-year old kindergartner in Washington was sent home with feces wrapped in a paper towel in his backpack, along with a note that read, “This little turd was on the floor in my room.” The father of the child suspects the teacher placed the poopy package in his son’s backpack – this story has kind of a Stand and Deliver-esque quality to it, except on this occasion, squatting was involved. [AOL News]

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