The Morning Bowl (April 24th): Ernie Banks and Ozzie Smith Double-Team Alyssa Milano? Sounds About Right

• Alyssa Milano has run out of current baseball players to sleep with so now she’s turning her sights on Hall of Famers [Bugs & Cranks]

• Larry Fitzgerald and Troy Polamalu get the Madden 2010 cover – 30 teams breathe sigh of relief. [With Leather]

• Newsday writer who gets into games for free wants everyone to quit bitching about ticket prices. Asshat. [Can’t Stop The Bleeding]

• Waste of television programming Pros vs Joes is back, with Michael Strahan and Jay Glazer. Kill me now. [Awful Announcing]

• Finally, a worthwhile, athlete-endorsed product: The Dikembe Mutombo Arm!

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