It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (April 23rd)

• The NHL is considering putting another franchise in Toronto, possibly the Phoenix Coyotes. I have no problems with this whatsoever. [Puck Daddy]

• Jay Paterno, son of Joe Paterno, tweets, or twits or twats or whatever the kids are calling it these days. [The Sporting Blog]

• Philadelphia Eagles wide reciever Hank Baskett uses fiance Kendra Wilkinson’s stripper pole to work out – and when he is finished with that he uses her Lady Bic to shave his pussy. [Total Pro Sports]

• Mel Kiper, ripe for parody, or just ripe? I heard the guy friggin’ reeks something fierce. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• There’s a fishing game coming out for Xbox360? Cancel my appointments, Grace (psst…she’s my imaginary secretary – works for cheap). [FirstCuts]