Chris Andersen: The First-Ever Entrant In S.O.B.’s “It Looks Like They Combed Their Hair With A Carameled Apple” Hall of Fame

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We  had a name for people that would do shit like this to their hair when I was younger – what was it – oh yeah – retards.

Nice look on Andersen’s face too in the photo. It’s as if he’s saying, “Old man, you can’t change me – I was born to live and now I’m  livin’ to die. Check out my tats, brah – they’re killer! I know you’re jealous, dude. Sign sign everywhere a sign! I’m never going to be like you, dad!

Even Andersen himself can’t bear to look at the atrocity: