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Wake N’ Blog For April 22nd: I’m Sorry, But “Pour Some Sweet’N Low On Me” Just Doesn’t Sound As Sexy

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•  NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs Roundup: Alex Burrows scored late in overtime to lead the Canucks to a 3-2 win and a series sweep over the Blues; Jussi Jokinen scored with :00.2 seconds left in regulation to lift the Carolina Hurricanes over the New Jersey Devils to even the series up 2-2; Pittsburgh handled a barrage of shots by Philadelphia and won 3-1 to give the Penguins a commanding 3-1 series lead; Detroit now is in complete control with a  3 games to 0 after a convincing 4-1 victory over Columbus; and San Jose finally realized that these playoff games are pretty important as the beat Anaheim 4-3 as they try to claw their way back into their first round matchup with the Ducks. [NHL.com Scoreboard]

NBA Playoffs Recap: Cleveland handles Detroit 94-82 (Cavaliers lead 2-0), the Trailblazers hold on to beat the Rockets 107-103 (series tied one game apiece) and the Lakers take care of the Jazz 119-109 (L.A. leads 2-0). [NBA.com Scoreboard]

MLB: Nick Markakis went 4-4 and Brad Bergesen pitched 5 2/3 innings in his Major League debut as the Baltimore Orioles pounded the Chicago White Sox 10-2 [MLB.com]

She Now Wonders Why She Left Her Job As A Wal-Mart Greeter For This: A 52-year old(!!!!) aspiring exotic dancer was attacked by a fellow stripper on her first day on the job. The angry co-worker attacked Grandma with her stiletto heel because she felt the club didn’t need more strippers. No word on whether her employers were real pleased with her song choices for dancing, either: “Lawrence Welk’s Greatest Hits” and “The Chatanooga Choo-Choo.” [AOL News]