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Wake N’ Blog For April 21st: This Is Exactly Why They Never Made A City Slickers III: The Legend Of Curly’s Balls

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NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs Recap: The Capitals get back into their first round series (now down 2 games to 1) against the Rangers with a must-win 4-0 victory in New York; Boston has their foot on the throat of Montreal on account of a 4-2 win – the Bruins now hold a commanding 3-0 lead in the series; and Calgary gets their first win in the series by beating Chicago 4-2 – the Blackhawks are still up 2-1 in the best of seven series. [NHL.com Scoreboard]

NBA Playoffs: The Celtics even up the series at one game apiece with a hard-fought 118-115 win over the Bulls and the San Antonio Spurs obliterate the Dallas Mavericks 105-84 to even up that series. [NBA.com Scoreboard]

MLB: Boston completes the four-game sweep of Baltimore with a 11-2 drubbing of the Orioles and the Pittsburgh Pirates impress as they notch their fourth shutout of the season by beating the Florida Marlins 8-0. [MLB.com Scoreboard]

You Have To Possess Pretty Big Balls To Go To A Nude Dude Ranch. Or at least be comfortable showing what God gave you. A Florida lotto winner has two issues (maybe three, if you count mental instability) before he can realize his life-long dream and open a nude dude ranch: local zoning laws and a nudity ban in Hernando County. According to the ranch’s website, clothing is optional but all attendees “must wear pants and boots to ride the horses.” Makes sense – have you ever had your balls tangled up in a bridle? It’s not pleasant – not that I know personally, but…no seriously, it’s never happened to me. [Yahoo! News]