Wake N’ Blog For April 20th: What’s The Big Deal? So You Got Pissed On, Do You Want A Cookie Or A Medal? Oh, Just A Towel? Okay
• NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs Recap: The Flyers got the win they desperately needed by beating the Penguins 6-3 in Philly (Pittsburgh now leads series 2-1), the New Jersey Devils won 3-2 in overtime to take a 2-1 series lead, Vancouver has St. Louis on the ropes, winning Sunday 3-2 for a 3-0 series lead and the Ducks beat the Sharks again in San Jose 3-2, who now get to go back to Anaheim up 2-0 in the series. San Jose, what’s the deal? [NHL. com Scoreboard]
• NBA Playoffs Recap: The Lakers handled the Jazz 113-100, the 76ers pour it on in the 4th quarter, coming back from 18 down to beat the Magic 100-98, the Miami Heat score a measly 7 points in the 4th quarter and get blown out by the Atlanta Hawks 90-64 and the Denver Nuggets dominate in a 113-84 victory over the New Orleans Hornets. [NBA.com Scoreboard]
• PGA Golf: Brian Gay runs away from the field by going -20 and finishing 10 strokes ahead of second place finishers Briny Baird and Luke Donald to win the Heritage Classic. He only had two bogeys in 72 holes. Big deal – I’ve done that before – two bogeys, a par, 67 triple bogeys an 8 and one 10. [Yahoo! Sports]
• Don’t People Realize That Uromisitisis Poisoning Is Very Real And Very Dangerous? A 28-year old man will be spending three weeks in the clink for pissing on a 66-year old woman on a flight to Hawaii.