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Wake N’ Blog For April 20th: What’s The Big Deal? So You Got Pissed On, Do You Want A Cookie Or A Medal? Oh, Just A Towel? Okay


NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs Recap: The Flyers got the win they desperately needed by beating the Penguins 6-3 in Philly (Pittsburgh now leads series 2-1), the New Jersey Devils won 3-2 in overtime to take a 2-1 series lead, Vancouver has St. Louis on the ropes, winning Sunday 3-2 for a 3-0 series lead and the Ducks beat the Sharks again in San Jose 3-2, who now get to go back to Anaheim up 2-0 in the series. San Jose, what’s the deal? [NHL. com Scoreboard]

NBA Playoffs Recap: The Lakers handled the Jazz 113-100, the 76ers pour it on in the 4th quarter, coming back from 18 down to beat the Magic 100-98, the Miami Heat score a measly 7 points in the 4th quarter and get blown out by the Atlanta Hawks 90-64 and the Denver Nuggets dominate in a 113-84 victory over the New Orleans Hornets. [ Scoreboard]

PGA Golf: Brian Gay runs away from the field by going -20 and finishing 10 strokes ahead of second place finishers Briny Baird and Luke Donald to win the Heritage Classic. He only had two bogeys in 72 holes. Big deal – I’ve done that before – two bogeys, a par, 67 triple bogeys an 8 and one 10. [Yahoo! Sports]

Don’t People Realize That Uromisitisis Poisoning Is Very Real And Very Dangerous? A 28-year old man will be spending three weeks in the clink for pissing on a 66-year old woman on a flight to Hawaii.

The victim was headed to Hawaii on March 21 for a scuba diving vacation and was watching an in-flight movie when Kingzio stood up and began urinating on her. He had been drinking on the flight.

U.S. Attorney Edward Kubo Jr. said the woman reported that not only was her entire vacation ruined, but she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident.

Continues to suffer emotionally? Come on! I bet it wasn’t even the first time she’s been pissed on – just the first time she hasn’t been paid for it – man, do I know how that goes. Don’t judge – I had to work my way through college. [AOL News]