Wake N’ Blog For April 17th: What Would You Be Willing To Do For Some Hot Pockets?
• NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs Roundup: Phil Kessel had two goals and an assist as Boston holds off Montreal 2-1, Detroit easily handles playoff neophytes Columbus 4-1, Martin Havlat scored twelve seconds into overtime as the Blackhawks thrilled the United Center crowd with a 3-2 victory over the Flames and it’s more of the same for the San Jose Sharks, who always seem to find a way to choke on a bag of cocks every postseason, surrendered a goal each from Scott Niedermayer and Ryan Getzlaf in the third period while getting blanked in a terrible 2-0 loss to the Anaheim Ducks. [NHL.com Scoreboard]
• MLB: The Yankees opened up their new stadium with a thud, getting blown out by the Indians 10-2. Cleveland scored nine runs in the 7th inning, including a grand slam by Grady Sizemore. The first place Toronto Blue Jays continued to own the Minnesota Twins, winning 9-2 as they took three of four to take the series. [MLB.com Scoreboard]
• This Guy Had To Be A Blogger, Right? “Police said a 22-year-old man broke into an apartment to steal $82 worth of chicken wings and Hot Pockets.” If chicken wings and Hot Pockets are this guy’s idea of fine dining, I feel bad for his cell mate. Right, Jim Gaffigan? [Yahoo! News]