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The Morning Bowl (April 17th): Some Guy Tugs On Alexei Kovalev’s Shaft

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• A Boston fan robs Alexei Kovalev of his beloved hockey stick. He hasn’t had someone tug on his stick through a hole since that night he went to a fancy Russian whorehouse. [Stanley Cup of Chowder]

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• Clinton Portis dances with kids. Next up on his dance card: Shawn Johnson [Mr. Irrelevant]

• Jay Cutler is kickin’ it with Coolio. What decade is this, the ’90’s? [Busted Coverage]

• A pastor in Florida has been arrested for using the NFL as a lure to convince high school football players to have sex with him. It’s good to see other forms of Christianity catching up with the Catholics. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Jake Plummer is going to coach high school football to live out his inapproriate David Wooderson fantasy. [Pro Football Talk]