Stuff To Tune Into And Zone Out On For April 17th
•NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs: Another night of playoff hockey. Tonight we start off with the Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins tilt (7:00 EST) and finish up with St. Louis Blues at Vancouver Canucks (10:00 EST). Be sure to tune in between games for the studio show to watch and see if this is the year host Bill Patrick finally snaps and goes on a killing spree. [Versus]
• What to watch if you’re feeling sorry for yourself. The Cast of Saved By The Bell: Where Are They Now? This will definitely make you feel better about your situation. [TV Guide Network, 10:00 EST]
• What to watch if you’re bored with huffing paint. Nationwide Series: Bashas’ Supermarkets 200. I’d move on to White-Out or rubber cement if I were you. [ESPN2, 9:30 EST]
• Movie of the Night: Road House starring Patrick Swayze. Find out for yourself why God gave him cancer. Nah, I’m just kidding. God hated Ghost. [AMC, 8:00 EST]
So there we have it, ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to thank each and every one of you for visiting the site this week. Be sure to check S.O.B. out next week. Why? Because my mom said so, that’s why.