Wake N’ Blog For April 16th: Sure, We Can Laugh, But What About The Guy Whose Wife Now Chooses To Wipe By Licking Her Own Ass?
• NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs Recap: Tons of action last night as the seventh-seed New York Rangers shocked the Washington Capitals 4-3, the Pittsburgh Penguins hold serve to beat the Philadelphia Flyers 4-1, the New Jersey Devils shake off a late season slump in a 4-1 victory over the Carolina Hurricanes and the Vancouver Canucks hold on to beat the Saint Louis Blues 2-1 in the only playoff series to drop the puck in the Western Conference last night. [NHL.com Scoreboard]
• MLB: Tim Wakefield flirts with a no-hitter, taking one into the eighth inning as Boston took care of Oakland 8-2 and Texas completely dismantles Baltimore 19-6 on the strength of Ian Kinsler’s 6-6 night at the plate, including hitting for the cycle, the second player this week to accomplish that feat. [MLB.com Scoreboard]
• NBA: The NBA regular season is finally over and now the real season begins. Fourteen games last night ended the long march to the postseason. [NBA.com Scoreboard]
• No word on whether she also does that irritating “dragging her ass across the carpet” thing. A man in Spain has been charged with using veterinary equipment to perform breast and buttocks implants. Complaints about a botched boob job alerted authorities when a woman complained that she now had eight nipples. [Yahoo! News]