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It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (April 15th)


• Jim Nantz appeared disinterested and disappointed that Angel Cabrera won The Masters. It probably has something to do with the time he walked in on his wife getting a train run on her by the Argentinian national soccer team. I heard he bitterly wept as he masturbated. [The Big Lead]

• Washington Capitals stars Alexander Ovechkin and Mike Green and others do crazy things to their hair in anticipation of the playoffs. Crazy cats. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• Headline: “Hulk Hogan Could Have Been Another O.J.” Well, duh. He was in Rocky III, Mr. Nanny and Suburban Commando, among other classics of the cinema. Oh, did they mean something else? I haven’t really been keeping up with current events. [Caught on the Fly]

• Ben Gordon of the Chicago Bulls was sporting a bandage on left arm after a freak “scarf catching on fire from a burning candle” accident. That’s why men shouldn’t wear scarfs – well that and we look like fancy boys when we do. [SPORTSbyBrooks]