It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute? (April 14th)

• Ole Miss football player ruptures testicle in scrimmage. My guess is he did it just to get out of wind sprints.  Man, those sucked. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Big League Stew breaks down the six game suspension of Josh Beckett. [Big League Stew]

• Bud Selig goes a little bit too far in his efforts to honor Jackie Robinson. Personally, I just wish he would go a little too far in his efforts to achieve orgasm by use of erotic asphyxiation.  [Walkoff Walk]

• Mike Golic did not enjoy all of the food NutriSystem had to offer. Now he knows how we feel about his radio shows. [Awful Announcing]

• Finally, instead of continously linking to him over the next couple of days and to save everyone time, I am issuing an S.O.B. Executive Order: throughout the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs and beyond: Go Read Puck Daddy – every day.  Do it.  [Puck Daddy]