No More Ragu Festivals For This Goat
A dead goat was found hanging from the statue of Harry Caray outside of Wrigley Field early this morning. The old man must have finally had enough and beat the poor goat one too many times with the hickory stick, that piss drunk cock. The ultimate indignity the goat suffered was he hung from the statue with the very same three feet piece of rope that he was tied to the pickup truck with for the majority of his sad life.
Rest in peace, goat. The old man can’t hurt you anymore.
Dead Goat Found Hanging Outside Wrigley Field [SportsbyBrooks]