Wake N’ Blog For April 10th: Let He Who Hasn’t Simulated A Sex Act On A Chicken Carcass Cast The First Stone
Let’s take a quick peek at what’s up and what’s going down…
• A record-setting five birdies in the first five holes propelled Chad Campbell to the lead after the 1st round, finishing at 7 under. Tiger Woods is 2 under, so he has everyone right where he wants them – just like me on Bingo Night [The Official Site of the Masters]
• The New York Yankees finally win a game, pounding the Orioles 11-2. So much for them going 0-162. I guess it’s time for me to move on to another unrealistic dream, like White Castles not causing severe heartburn. [Yahoo! Sports]
• The Chicago Bulls reduced their magic number down to one, beating the Philadelphia 76ers 113-99. Chicago is trying to get in the playoffs for the fourth time in five years and they are doing it for Jay Cutler and diabetics everywhere – so selfless, those Bulls [NBA.com]
• The New York Rangers and the Montreal Canadiens secured the 7th and 8th playoff spots in the Eastern Conference. The Western Conference, on the other hand, is still a clusterfuck, with four teams vying for two playoff spots. [NHL.com Scoreboard]
Now for the goofy nug of the day…
• Two Australian Rules Football players are in deep doo doo after a video surfaced of them simulating a sex act on a chicken carcass with a rubber chicken, or as I used to call it, the closing shift at KFC. [Yahoo!]
