Red Sox Fan Dances With Himself With Moves That Illustrate Why He Frequently Plays With Himself

Man, there’s nothing more embarrassing than watching a drunk guy dancing like an idiot- to Billy Idol’s “Dancing With Myself”, no less.

After watching that debacle, I wish I had A Face Without Eyes. It made me want to Rebel Yell, if you catch my drift. Seriously, I bet when his girlfriend/wife finally got him home she cried more, more, more.

If I could give this awkward-dancing drunk Red Sox fan one piece of advice, it would be this: today would be a nice day to…

START AGAIN!!

Okay, I’m done now.

Introducing your first Fenway Park dancing idiot of 2009 [Red Sox Monster]