Obviously, No One Informed Marko Jaric You Never Go Full Retard

I wish someone would have told me they were making an I Am Sam remake – I would have been perfect for the part. Most people don’t know this, but I have been secretly perfecting my Christopher Burke imitation for years. It’s kind of a hobby.

Even though I’m incredibly disappointed, I wish Marko the best in his new career. Lord knows he needed a new one to fall back on.

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