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Giving Tasers To NFL Players In Goody Bags? Sounds Like A Perfectly Sane Thing To Do

Still looking for a gift for that hard-to-buy-for NFL player in your life? If the player happened to attend Playboy Magazine’s Celebrity Scramble, you can scratch a taser off your list. I guess socks or a solid referral to a quality bail bondsman will always do the trick in a pinch.

When you think about it, it kind of makes sense, coming from Playboy. Rumor has it a taser shot to the genitals is the only way Hugh Hefner can get an erection these days.

Playboy Gives Tasers to NFL Players [Yardbarker]