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		<title>Gold medal-winning sprinter from Britain&#8217;s Olympic team races a BMW (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 19:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Olympics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Lewis-Francis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mark Lewis-Francis anchored Britain&#8217;s gold medal-winning 4X100 relay team at the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens and as part of the buildup to the London Games, he raced a BMW 320d EfficientDynamics auto on the Mall in London on Sunday. The particular BMW model Lewis-Francis raced is one of two main autos that will serve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rangers fan creates, brings creepy Ron Washington puppet to ballpark (video)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/rangers-fan-creates-brings-creepy-ron-washington-puppet-to-ballpark-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Major League Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ron Washington]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ron Washington Puppet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Texas Rangers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=44069</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just when you thought bringing a glove to a major league ballpark was about the least masculine thing a man could do, along comes this guy, who throws down the gauntlet, challenging every adult male baseball fan to come up with a more unmanly thing to tote along to baseball game. That&#8217;s right, folks, this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kobe Bryant ruminates on the testicular whereabouts of floppers in the NBA</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/kobe-bryant-ruminates-on-the-testicular-whereabouts-of-floppers-in-the-nba/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/kobe-bryant-ruminates-on-the-testicular-whereabouts-of-floppers-in-the-nba/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kobe Bryant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Lakers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=44064</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kobe Bryant was uncharacteristically verbose during his interactions with the media after the Los Angeles Lakers practiced on Tuesday as the team continued its preparations for Game 2 against the seemingly unstoppable (or is it unguardable?) Oklahoma City Thunder. Kobe discussed his aversion to taking charges, saying he &#8220;learned from my predecessors&#8221; about the pain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Schefter on Rex Ryan&#8217;s weight loss: &#8216;That&#8217;s skipping a lot of god damn snacks&#8217; (audio)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/schefter-on-rex-ryans-weight-loss-thats-skipping-a-lot-of-god-damn-snacks-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/schefter-on-rex-ryans-weight-loss-thats-skipping-a-lot-of-god-damn-snacks-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adam Schefter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ESPN]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike & Mike]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York Jets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rex Ryan]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=44058</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ha freaking ha. And the best part of ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter&#8217;s semi-profane gaffe when he said &#8220;god damn&#8221; on ESPN&#8217;s airwaves? It was during a broadcast of Mike &#38; Mike. Gold. Schefter was appearing on Mike &#38; Mike to discuss the massive amount of weight New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good grief: Saints to leave empty chair in meetings, on flights to honor Sean Payton</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/good-grief-saints-to-leave-empty-chair-in-meetings-on-flights-to-honor-sean-payton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/good-grief-saints-to-leave-empty-chair-in-meetings-on-flights-to-honor-sean-payton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 16:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Orleans Saints]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sean Payton]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=44053</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[To help the New Orleans Saints properly mourn and at the same time pay tribute and remember the cruel fate currently being suffered by their head coach at the hands of the NFL after the league suspended him for one year, the team will leave an unoccupied chair during all team meetings and on all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watch a mountain biker eat dirt over and over before nailing double back flip (vid)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/watch-a-mountain-biker-eat-dirt-over-and-over-before-nailing-double-back-flip-vid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/watch-a-mountain-biker-eat-dirt-over-and-over-before-nailing-double-back-flip-vid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mountain Biking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paul Basagoitia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=44048</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mountain biking is rarely covered here at the Sportess and while it&#8217;s not because I don&#8217;t admire the athleticism, endurance and skill of those who engage in the activity. It&#8217;s just that there are rarely compelling enough reasons to do so. But when a video like this one comes along, you&#8217;re darn tootin&#8217; I&#8217;ll throw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Letter spacing on jersey highlights how Charlie Furbush&#8217;s surname is hilarious (pic)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/letter-spacing-on-jersey-highlights-how-charlie-furbushs-surname-is-hilarious-pic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/letter-spacing-on-jersey-highlights-how-charlie-furbushs-surname-is-hilarious-pic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 15:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Catch-All Category]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=44043</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Most people&#8217;s sense of humor probably has evolved since the 6th grade, but many still have managed to remember the basic concepts related to what the average precocious preteen boy find amusing. With that in mind, I would be hard-pressed to argue that most folks have or would let out a chuckle or two upon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama razzes Beckham over underwear ads during White House visit (vid)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/obama-razzes-david-beckham-over-underwear-ads-during-white-house-visit-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/obama-razzes-david-beckham-over-underwear-ads-during-white-house-visit-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Soccer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Beckham]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Landon Donovan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Galaxy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=44038</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Los Angeles Galaxy joined President Barack Obama in the East Room of the White House visit to celebrate their 2011 MLS Cup championship and while Obama made the unfortunate comment that the Galaxy are &#8220;the Miami Heat of soccer&#8221; (is that a good thing?), he did craft a couple of superb zinger aimed at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nats manager hints that Strasburg might have gotten Hot Stuff on his man parts</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/nats-manager-hints-that-strasburg-might-have-gotten-hot-stuff-on-his-man-parts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/16/nats-manager-hints-that-strasburg-might-have-gotten-hot-stuff-on-his-man-parts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 13:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Major League Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Davey Johnson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stephen Strasburg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Washington Nationals]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=44029</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Washington Nationals pitching phenom Stephen Strasburg had an uncharacteristically rough outing on Tuesday in his start against the San Diego Padres, lasting only four innings while getting knocked around for four runs. Following the game, Nats manager Davey Johnson made some veiled allusions to the possibility that some Hot Stuff, an analgesic ointment pitchers often [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Iron Sheik uses Twitter to tastefully articulate his thoughts on Jose Canseco</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/the-iron-sheik-uses-twitter-to-tastefully-articulate-his-thoughts-on-jose-canseco/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/the-iron-sheik-uses-twitter-to-tastefully-articulate-his-thoughts-on-jose-canseco/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 19:15:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Major League Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jose Canseco]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=44020</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There you go. Ultimately, the Iron Sheik&#8217;s tweet about everybody&#8217;s favorite Twitter madman, Jose Canseco, satisfies all the criteria of a typical online commentary &#8211; be it on Twitter or in bizarre rants in videos uploaded to YouTube &#8212; from the former pro wrestler: a) some level of profanity (however in this case, it&#8217;s minor) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girl who took Tim Tebow cutout to prom receives autographed Tebow jersey (pic)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/girl-who-took-tim-tebow-cutout-to-prom-receives-autographed-tebow-jersey-pic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/girl-who-took-tim-tebow-cutout-to-prom-receives-autographed-tebow-jersey-pic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 18:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York Jets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rachel Bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tim Tebow]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=44013</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this month, Rachel Bird&#8217;s world got turned upside-down due to the notoriety she received when the story of how she jokingly had a cardboard cutout of New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow serve as her escort to her prom went all berserker on the internet. The coverage of the unorthodox and humorous response she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fantastic: Mike Tyson sounds Las Vegas Wranglers siren before ECHL Finals (vid)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/fantastic-mike-tyson-sounds-las-vegas-wranglers-siren-before-echl-finals-vid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/fantastic-mike-tyson-sounds-las-vegas-wranglers-siren-before-echl-finals-vid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 18:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Las Vegas Wranglers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike Tyson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=44006</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Prior to Game 1 of its ECHL Kelly Cup series against the Florida Everblades (a team previously involved in these two ultimate jersey fails), the Las Vegas Wranglers brought out the big guns to whip the crowd up into a frenzy. That&#8217;s right, Mike Tyson was on-hand to sound the traditional pregame siren, and believe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Average ticket resale price for Game 1 of Devils-Rangers series at MSG: $931.37</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/average-ticket-resale-price-for-game-1-of-devils-rangers-series-at-msg-931-37/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/average-ticket-resale-price-for-game-1-of-devils-rangers-series-at-msg-931-37/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 17:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NHL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madison Square Garden]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Jersey Devils]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York Rangers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=43999</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to a report in the New York Times, the site TiqIQ.com has calculated that the average resale price for a ticket to Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals series between the New York Rangers and New Jersey Devils at Madison Square Garden on Monday night came in at a jaw-dropping $931.37. Given the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No love for Pip? Guy gets back tattoos of Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman (pic)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/no-love-for-pip-guy-gets-huge-back-tattoos-of-michael-jordan-dennis-rodman-pic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/no-love-for-pip-guy-gets-huge-back-tattoos-of-michael-jordan-dennis-rodman-pic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chicago Bulls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dennis Rodman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jordan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scottie Pippen]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=43990</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Man, talk about the ultimate snub. As you can see above, some guy &#8212; who apparently loves and is immensely devoted the &#8217;9os era Chicago Bulls squads &#8212; felt that his massive tattoo homage to the Bulls dynasty inked into his back (that obviously stars Michael Jordan) should not feature MJ&#8217;s right-hand man/sidekick for all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Russell &#8216;Steve Urkel&#8217; Westbrook wears goofy ensemble to post-game presser (pic)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/russell-steve-urkel-westbrook-wears-goofy-ensemble-to-post-game-presser-pic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/russell-steve-urkel-westbrook-wears-goofy-ensemble-to-post-game-presser-pic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kevin Durant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Lakers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oklahoma City Thunder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Russell Westbrook]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=43985</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Point guard Russell Westbrook turned in a phenomenal performance in Game 1 of the Oklahoma City Thunder&#8217;s Western Conference Semifinals series against the Los Angeles Lakers, recording 27 points while dishing out 9 assists and pulling down 7 rebounds as the Thunder throttled the Lakers 119-90. What makes his impressive stat line all the more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gerald Laird delivers sacrifice bunt, trips, falls down for no reason (Animated GIF)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/gerald-laird-delivers-sacrifice-bunt-trips-falls-down-for-no-reason-animated-gif/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/gerald-laird-delivers-sacrifice-bunt-trips-falls-down-for-no-reason-animated-gif/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 15:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Major League Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chicago White Sox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Detroit Tigers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gerald Laird]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Detroit Tigers catcher Gerald Laird has no problem doing the little things &#8212; the intangibles, if you will &#8211; that a player can do to contribute to his team&#8217;s efforts to win a baseball game. For instance, delivering a sacrifice bunt at an opportune moment, as he did during the 5th inning of the Tigers-White [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NHL Network graphic informed viewers of Brad Richards&#8217; &#8217;2 S**ts&#8217; in Game 1 (pic)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/nhl-network-graphic-informed-viewers-of-brad-richards-2-sts-in-game-1-pic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/nhl-network-graphic-informed-viewers-of-brad-richards-2-sts-in-game-1-pic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 14:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[New Jersey Devils]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, I don&#8217;t give a crap what kind of excuse the person employed (currently or otherwise) by the NHL Network gave more making such an egregious error while summarizing New York Rangers center Brad Richards&#8217; performance in New York&#8217;s 3-0 win over the New Jersey Devils in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So a horse and a giraffe go to a Nationals-Reds game&#8230; (photos)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/so-a-horse-and-a-giraffe-go-to-a-washington-nationals-game-photos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/15/so-a-horse-and-a-giraffe-go-to-a-washington-nationals-game-photos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 14:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Major League Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Washington Nationals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While the title above sounds more like a lame opening to a silly joke, it was actually literally the case during the Cincinnati Reds-Washington Nationals game on Sunday afternoon. Well, the two aforementioned creatures weren&#8217;t technically a horse and giraffe but instead were two fans wearing horse and giraffe heads, which begs the question: would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexander Ovechkin nearly scores a goal from his butt (video)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/10/alexander-ovechkin-nearly-scores-a-goal-from-his-butt-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/10/alexander-ovechkin-nearly-scores-a-goal-from-his-butt-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 16:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NHL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alexander Ovechkin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New York Rangers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Washington Capitals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alexander Ovechkin and the Washington Capitals staved off elimination on Wednesday night by beating the New York Rangers by a score of 2-1 in Game 6 of the teams&#8217; Eastern Conference Semifinals series to force a Game 7 on Saturday within the hostile confines of Madison Square Garden. Ovie came up big in the first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cowabunga! Surfer claims world record for riding biggest wave ever: 78 feet (vid)</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/10/cowabunga-surfer-claims-world-record-for-riding-biggest-wave-ever-78-feet-vid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2012/05/10/cowabunga-surfer-claims-world-record-for-riding-biggest-wave-ever-78-feet-vid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 16:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Surfing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It recently was confirmed that American surfer Garrett McNamara of Hawaii broke the previous record of 77 feet when he rode a monster 78-footer back on November 1, 2011 (11/1/11? Gnarly, brah) at the Praia do Norte beach in Nazare, Portugal. The delay in the confirmation of his Guinness World Record-breaking surfing escapade were due [...]]]></description>
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