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		<title>It&#8217;s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/09/09/its-419-you-gotta-minute-100/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 21:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[• Jack Nicklaus&#8217; grandson has been suspended for two games by the Florida High School Athletic Association for sticking up his middle finger during a game. [Out of Bounds] • Dear Lord: if you haven&#8217;t seen it yet, please click through and take a gander at Chris Berman&#8217;s mustache. [Larry Brown Sports] • USC Song [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Colin Montgomerie Thinks He&#8217;ll Be Called &#8216;Captain Useless&#8217; If Euros Lose Ryder Cup</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 20:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Golf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colin Montgomerie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ryder Cup]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Colin Montgomerie has expressed concern that he will be given the moniker of &#8220;Captain Useless&#8221; if the U.S. manages to knock off Europe&#8217;s squad when the two teams face off beginning October 1st at Celtic Manor in Wales. Via The Guardian: &#8220;I&#8217;ll probably be called &#8216;Captain Useless&#8217; if we lose. That seems to go with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>David Haye Unapologetic Over &#8216;Gang Rape&#8217; Comment, Insists It&#8217;s Because He&#8217;s Stupid</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/09/09/david-haye-unapologetic-over-gang-rape-comment-insists-hes-stupid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 19:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boxing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Audley Harrison]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Haye]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=20787</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ignoring the backlash he has experienced since he made the controversial comment that his fight on November 13th against Audley Harrison will be as, and I quote, &#8220;one-sided as a gang rape,&#8221; boxer David Haye has steadfastly refused to apologize for his insensitive, moronic statement, despite the insistence by women&#8217;s rights groups that he do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bubba Watson For The Win: Hits Ball 300 Yards Left-Handed With Right-Handed Club</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/09/09/bubba-watson-for-the-win-hits-ball-300-yards-left-handed-with-right-handed-club/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Golf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bubba Watson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=20782</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This just in: Bubba Watson is an a-hole. A big, smelly, show-off a-hole. Above is Bubba at a Ping facility testing out a right-handed club, only he flips it and hits it left-handed 300 freaking yards. Sure, I have driven a ball 300 yards before&#8230;just as long as it is measured by walking straight up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Guys, Phoenix Coyotes Winger Paul Bissonnette Wants To Help You Get Laid</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/09/09/hey-guys-phoenix-coyotes-winger-paul-bissonnette-wants-to-help-you-get-laid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/09/09/hey-guys-phoenix-coyotes-winger-paul-bissonnette-wants-to-help-you-get-laid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NHL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whimsy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paul Bissonnette]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paul Bissonnette is about to enter his 3rd year in the NHL, his second with the Phoenix Coyotes. In the 41 games he appeared in last season, he scored a paltry 3 goals. But what he lacks in scoring ability on the ice, he more than makes up for in other areas, as evidenced by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vikings Appear To Have Some Kind Of Twisted Oral Fixation Regarding The Saints</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blatant Homerism]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[2010 NFC Championship Game]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=20766</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Heading into their &#8220;rematch&#8221; (I put that word in quotes because anyone who sees this game as having any semblance of a rematch just doesn&#8217;t get it) of last season&#8217;s NFC Championship game against the Saints, the Vikings&#8217; primary area concern shouldn&#8217;t be about the need for another serviceable cornerback or how to best prevent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wake N&#8217; Blog: Python Thieves Take On More Than They Can Handle, Trouble Ensues In McDonald&#8217;s Parking Lot</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/09/09/wake-n-blog-python-thieves-take-on-more-than-they-can-handle-trouble-ensues-in-mcdonalds-parking-lot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/09/09/wake-n-blog-python-thieves-take-on-more-than-they-can-handle-trouble-ensues-in-mcdonalds-parking-lot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 13:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wake N' Blog]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wake N&#8217; Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude&#8217;s morning link dump. Send tips, links, praise and more praise to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com. • Being referred to as a Dumb &#38; Dumber-esque caper by the press, two Australian men, after stealing a five-foot long python from a nearby pet store, ended up having difficulty controlling the snake when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tom Brady Involved In Two-Car Accident, Walks Away, Hair Reportedly Unharmed</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/09/09/tom-brady-involved-in-two-car-accident-walks-away-hair-reportedly-unharmed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/09/09/tom-brady-involved-in-two-car-accident-walks-away-hair-reportedly-unharmed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 13:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New England Patriots]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tom Brady Car Accident]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=20757</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From WHDH-TV (link contains video footage of the accident scene): The accident reportedly happened on Commonwealth Avenue and Gloucester Avenue near Brady’s home around 6:15 a.m. Brady was described as “pretty banged up” but refused medical treatment, according to 7’s Joe Amorosino. According to Amorosino, Brady had to be extricated from his vehicle after it ran [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maybe Sean Payton Should Read The Saints A Bedtime Story Wednesday Night, Too</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/09/08/maybe-sean-payton-should-read-the-saints-a-bedtime-story-wednesday-night-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Weed Against Speed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NFL]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rachel Nichols]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sean Payton]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/?p=20751</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Barf. I&#8217;m not going out on a limb here if I mention that there have been 43 previous Super Bowl champions going into Thursday night&#8217;s game when the Saints kick off the 2010 season and defend their Super Bowl championship, and to my recollection, not one team became so overwhelmed with emotion while their championship [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?</title>
		<link>http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2010/09/08/its-419-you-gotta-minute-99/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[• Mike Tyson regrets that he never smoked weed with Tupac Shakur. Don&#8217;t we all? [Out of Bounds] • Former wrestler Jim &#8220;The Anvil&#8221; Neidhart likes his pills. [With Leather] • Diamondbacks utility player slept in the team clubhouse during a minor league stint. [Larry Brown Sports] • Rays manager Joe Maddon has ordered his [...]]]></description>
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