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Alright, kiddos and kiddettes, we’ve finally made it. Another week in the books here at the Sportress. Unfortunately, there will be no recap of the week that was for you on this Friday. You see, I have been fortunate enough to be asked again to be Weekend Daddy over at Deadspin tomorrow – I know – I too am not sure what AJ is thinking. Nevertheless, I have a lot of  prep work ahead of me this evening – in between the sobbing and panic attacks, of course.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, my first order of business is I have a meeting with my herbalist. He’s a great guy and very knowledgeable – the only thing is he doesn’t like waiting in the parking lot at White Castle for very long.

See you over at Deadspin. Have a great weekend.

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Man, does that sure look good after a long week. It certainly looks like Gunther from Central Perk would enjoy a puff off that doob as well.

Like I mentioned, it was a long ass week. But there is no rest for the weary this weekend, my friends. Not only will I be following the Twins-Tigers race to the finish, I have a border battle to pay attention to tomorrow when the Wisconsin Badgers invade TCF Bank Stadium and take on my Golden Gophers. And then, Monday Night Football: Pack-Vikes. It doesn’t get any better than that.

But before night, I have a little work to do (hence, the “no rest for the weary” comment):

You see, Punte over at With Leather must still not be taking his anti-bad idea medication, because he has asked me to run the show over at With Leather again this weekend. I guess I must have done an acceptable job last weekend – either that or he believes it couldn’t gave get any worse. Please stop by and see me, will you?

On to the evidence that I didn’t do jack shit at work again this week.

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We’re going in a bit of different direction for this week’s “Twist One Up.” You see, I have a special announcement to make: for reasons unforeseen, the fellas over at With Leather have elected to allow yours truly to handle Weekend Daddy duties this Saturday and Sunday. I assume they were ordered to do some blogunnity service by the powers-that-be or something, but it is what it is.

So wish me luck and head on over to WL and openly mock and ridicule me.

This can only end in tears. Of joy!

Have a great weekend, kiddos.

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small_joint

What a friggin’ week, folks. The Sportress got a huge link from Hot Clicks on a post about Michelle Wie’s new blog only for the good fortune to ultimately cause the blog to crash. Ugh.

But through the kindness of others, we were able to get it back online and try to make a decent week out of it. Whether I accomplished that or not I suppose is up to you guys.

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We finally made it, kids. Another weekend is upon us and I ain’t got shit to do – besides golf – which always makes me perfectly happy.

Let’s see what I accomplished when I should have been working this week, shall we?

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Alright, kids. It’s a pretty exciting night in the Weed household. Less than 2 hours from the time of this post, Brett Favre will be taking the field for the first time as a member of the Minnesota Vikings. Granted, he will only be playing a series or two, but the tension and excitement in the Land of 10,000 Lakes is palatable. I have to admit despite hating myself for it that this development has made the upcoming season that much more intriguing.

So, here’s what old Weed accomplished at the Sportress this week when he should have been working.

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marijuana

Quite the interesting week in the wide world of sports. What happened? I don’t remember, but that’s not important right now. Instead, how about we take a look at what the Sportress found newsworthy this week.

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It’s finally Friday, mofos. This has been a long-ass week and I’m toast, man, so let’s just get to the recap, shall we?

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big_joint

Man, it sure was a grueling week here on the Sportress. In fact, I think it was the first full week my slacking ass has posted all five days in a few weeks. Imagine if I got paid for this! But don’t feel too bad for me, I’ll only be working three days next week and four days the following week. Unfortunately, I must leave. Why, I cannot say. Where I am going, you cannot know. How I will get there — I haven’t decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name… Sportress.

Alright, enough of that goofy talk. Let’s get to the highlights from the week.

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vanilla112

Quite the interesting week here on the Sportress. We had our first bout of serious server issues that knocked out a day’s worth of content, but everything seems to be back up an running splendidly. Let’s hit the highlights, shall we?

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