Archive for The Morning Bowl
The Morning Bowl (December 18th): A-Rod Has Got Shame In His Game
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• A-Rod is doing his best to move on after his split with Kate Hudson, but it appears the guy has no skills. [Guyism]
• Yesterday’s KSK Sex Advice/Fantasy mailbag was excellent, as usual. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• Who wants to buy Michael Jordan’s putter? [Mouthpiece Blog]
• Tiger Woods is rumored to be heading down Arizona way to get treated for sex addiction? Why would he think that was necessary? [Out of Bounds]
• It’ FOOTBALLDAY again already? Awesome. [Second-String Fullback]
• LSUfreek, as usual, brilliantly illustrates the fact that the 1972 Miami Dolphins may be getting a bit nervous. [The Sporting Blog]
The Morning Bowl (December 17th): Tiger Woods Is Almost As Big Of A Story As 9/11
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• At least as far as getting on the cover of the New York Daily News is concerned. [With Leather]
• Courtesy of an incredible effort, the toothless New Orleans Saints fan has been found! [The Sporting Blog]
• Hockey players kill a bat at arena, PETA gets upset. Shocking. [Puck Daddy]
• The Oklahoma Thunder debut their newest kicks, Bad Idea Shoes. [The Sports Hernia Blog]
• More NSFWednesday magic from LeNoceur. [Melt Your Face Off]
• When Clinton Portis and Ron Artest are giving you personal advice, you know you are screwed. [Bootlegger Sports]
• The manner in which the Florida Marlins will celebrate home runs next year could cause someone to have a bad trip. [Big League Stew]
• And its tidings are impregnable. [FirstCuts]
• Who among us wouldn’t buy this product that allows you to slide on carpet? [Deuce of Davenport]
• Kermit the Frog and Mariah Carey will be doing it this Christmas on ESPN/ABC. Oh wait. I’m sorry. They will be guests on ESPN/ABC during their basketball broadcasts on Christmas. [Awful Announcing]
• What cover will be the star n the New York Post’s Tiger Woods covers Christmas tree? [The Sports Hernia Blog]
• After seeing these photos of Justin Short, the male cheerleader who was beat down by those female Missouri basketball players, even I wouldn’t mind kicking his ass. [Busted Coverage]
• A photo of two female Miami Dolphins fans kissing, because, um, why not? [With Leather]
• Jon Gruden never allows facts to get in the way of his embellishments. [The Sporting Blog]
• I have to agree that yes, this is the gayest thing I have seen all day. [Uncoached]
The Morning Bowl (December 15th): 49ers Fans Come In All Shapes And Sizes
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• One’s grizzled, one’s gay! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• The Redskins are reportedly interested in Charlie Weis. Of course they are. [Mr. Irrelevant]
• EPIC WIN: PD counts down the 10 best hockey fights of the past decade. [Puck Daddy]
• What a bloody joke: the UK will host two NFL games in 2010. [Guyism]
• Awesome: 25 great sports moments on The Simpsons. [Total Pro Sports]
• SP is back, baby! [Style Points]
The Morning Bowl (December 14th): My Former Comrades Are All Growns Up!
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• Be sure to stop on over at MYFO, as they have joined the Bloguin network of blogs. They’re all growns up and they’re all growns up! [Melt Your Face Off]
• Editor Emeritus Will Leitch recaps the year that was 2006. [Deadspin]
• One Chicago-based blogger comes to terms with his Bears team. [Mouthpiece Blog]
• The five most valuable players from yesterday’s NFL action. [Shutdown Corner]
• OMG! Elin was out in pubic without her wedding ring! [Out of Bounds]
• All of the violence in hockey? Don Cherry’s fault, of course. [Awful Announcing]
• Did Randy Moss quit on the Patriots yesterday? Speaking from experience, I would guess he did. [Larry Brown Sports]
The Morning Bowl (December 11th): Shakira Golfs?
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• Oooh, baby. [Waggle Room]
• Gourmet Spud keeps us updated on what is going on with our favorite 1980s sitcom stars. [Food Court Lunch]
• Carrie Underwood denies that her song “Cowboy Cassanova” is about Tony Romo. She’s purty. [Shutdown Corner]
• One Steelers fan breaks down last night’s horrible loss to the Browns. [P.S.A.M.P.]
• It’s time once again for FOOTBALLDAY! Check out Samer’s picks and observations about the upcoming weekend of NFL action. [Second-String Fullback]
• An interesting review regarding that Miami University documentary on ESPN. [FirstCuts]
• Anna Kournikova looks good. [Epic Carnival]
The Morning Bowl (December 10th): UCLA Winter Undie Run Was Crazy
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• People in their underwear were arrested! [Busted Coverage]
• The FOX NFL Robot: still annoying as all get-out after all these years. [The Sports Hernia Blog]
• I’m a day late, but as always, still worth a read. Another NSFWednesday from LeNoceur. [Melt Your Face Off]
• Lou Holtz was once a coaching candidate for the Redskins? Yowsers! [D.C. Sports Bog]
• Would you trust Ochocinco with your children? [Second-String Fullback]
• Not many people showed up to watch Allen Iverson’s second game in Philly. [The Sporting Blog]
• A thorough and entertaining recap of the MLB Winter Meetings. [Big League Stew]
• Take the quiz, but you might not be happy with the results. [Guyism]
• In other Tiger news, are you jackin’ it? You will be soon – the Tiger Woods porno is almost finished. [Out of Bounds]
• Orlando Magic head coach Stan Van Gundy will participate in the 3-Point Shot Contest at the All-Star Game. Say what? [Ball Don't Lie]
• Week 13’s NFLLOL is hilarious, as usual. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• The American Mustache Institute is pissed off at Fox’s Chris Rose, but really, who isn’t? [Joe Sports Fan]
• A quality recap of Day 2 of the MLB Winter Meetings. [More Hardball]
• Good stuff: the Charlie Weis Relief Fund Video. Give until it hurts, people. [Tauntr]
The Morning Bowl (December 8th): Finally, A Tiger Woods Accident Lego Reenactment
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• I cannot believe it took this long. [Busted Coverage]
• You have probably seen this elsewhere, but here’s that photo of a blonde woman chasing after a tiger with a golf club at the Jacksonville Jaguars game. [Larry Brown Sports]
• Surprisingly, former NBA player Luc Longley has money to burn if this eBay auction is any indication. [Last Angry Fan]
• Your Week 13 QB Power Rankings, courtesy of MJD. [Shutdown Corner]
• Even the beat writers for NHL teams are cracking Tiger Woods jokes. [Melt Your Face Off]
• Phenomenal job done by Wysh as he lists the 10 biggest NHL goon moments of the last decade. [Puck Daddy]
• Hardly surprising, right? [Devil Ball Golf]
• Showing some respect for Jamal Lewis, who career is probably over. [Second-String Fullback]
• One of my favorite features, FCL finishes the headline. [Food Court Lunch]
• Sarah Palin will be the keynote speaker at the International Bowl Expo 2010. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]
• Braylon Edwards: same as he ever was. [The Sporting Blog]
• Your weekly edition of “Always Be Covering.” [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
