Many of you might have seen this already (over 1,000,000 views on YouTube, for Pete’s sake), but the link to this delightful little video has been sitting in my feeds for a week or two now, and
F**k the heck?
Mmmm…does that put you in the mood for a Double Flavor Real Milkshake from McDonald’s or what? Yeah, probably not, right? Unless you’re Tom Green, I guess.
Other people’s exercise balls, that is. What were you thinking? Testicles? Well, that would be downright sick, man.
Well, I guess you could say it is concise. It captured what Jacksonville.com citizen blogger Marktrail2011 was up to and it paints an interesting – if vulgar – picture. So there you go.
Sweet Fancy Moses, would you get a look at all that fatty, gluttonous goodness? There’s so much win going on here, I don’t even know where to start.
Genius. Utter genius. Even better? It’s completely accurate.
Let’s cut right to the chase with this one, because as far as coming up with amazing, jaw-dropping ledes are concerned, it doesn’t get any better than this one.
Sweet fancy nightmare fuel, Batman! Poor Kurt is spinning in his grave. I’d rather watch Courtney Love get a pap smear than watch this garbage.
If it wasn’t bad enough that I am not allowed to wear fur or club baby seals for sport (Best. Vacation. Ever.
Behold, good people of the interwebs, the Mini Crossbow. Because when I want to get all medieval with my miniature weaponry, it better damn well be able to shoot flaming bolts of awesomeness.
Ha. Dick Titz. I bet hearing his name called when attendance was done during class in elementary school made him feel like a total boob.
Sorry, don’t have much to add to this one: just think of it as a mid-afternoon slice of whimsy, a succulent snack of silliness, if you will.
No, but I can tell this guy, Johnathan Washburn, 23, sure does. Probably.
Ha. Poop. It works on so many levels. Mostly on a juvenile level, but that’s often the most amusing level of them all.