The ‘Jameis Winston Stealing Crab Legs’ meme is taking over the Internet (pics)
The Photoshopping wisenheimers on the Internet were all over it from the instant news broke and are subsequently having a field day with the reports coming out of Tallahassee that Florida State Seminoles quarterback Jameis Winston allegedly was arrested for attempting to steal crab legs and was issued a citation for shoplifting.
Not much more setup required for what follows below. Simply bask in the crab-leggy brilliance.
Police have released a photo of FSU QB Jameis Winston leaving Publix with the crab legs (h/t @jnsanchez) pic.twitter.com/OAh0AiM9BW
— Mike Dyce (@mikedyce) April 30, 2014
Jameis Winston with the QB sneak pic.twitter.com/fnnpHVeGpy
— Tenski (@TheRealTenski) April 30, 2014
BREAKING: We got this image of Jameis Winston running out of Publix with this crab leg stash. pic.twitter.com/O9znORE5Lv
— LebronCenter (@CenterLebron) April 30, 2014
How does this already exist?LMAO http://t.co/injEHYeUQJ pic.twitter.com/fa9x8YbM3B
— ShOoObz (@shooobz) April 30, 2014
Jameis Winston did make a recent appearance on Deadliest Catch, if you'll recall. pic.twitter.com/axx2mVWih4
— Weather Moose (@WXMoose) April 30, 2014
Florida State charges two football players in rape case; Jameis Winston investigated – http://t.co/as4GxVyZrv / pic.twitter.com/mR7POz7Coc
— Sporting News (@sportingnews) April 3, 2014
#FSU Jameis Winston, Deadliest Catch edition cc:@Nole_Man #FamousJameis pic.twitter.com/opJolWIGdp
— GATA Dawgs (@BassinDawg) April 30, 2014
Excellent. One last note: If the allegations do indeed prove accurate, how shortsighted was it for Winston to not steal some butter along with the seafood? Crab legs without clarified butter is a horrible proposition, kind of like, uh, the Internet without Photoshop wizardry, I guess.
[H/T With Leather, top image via @Deshair]