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Porn star Jess Brigham offers sex to Vince Wilfork if he stays with the Patriots

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It was reported on Thursday that Vince Wilfork, the gargantuan New England Patriots nose tackle, has refused to restructure his contract with the New England Patriots and has requested his release after 10 productive seasons.

This potential parting of the team and one of its most popular players has upset some members of Patriots Nation, in particular porno actress Jess Brigham, who apparently is willing to take one for the team, as it were, in exchange for Wilfork electing to stay with the team.

Given her unique set of talents, Pats-loving porn star Brigham has offered up a roll in the sack, if not more (bow-chick-a-bow-wow), to Wilfork in an attempt to persuade the defensive lineman to stay with the team.

Brigham used Twitter to offer up her indecent proposal.

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And would you look at that? She’s even willing to welcome Darrelle Revis into the fold. What a gal.

Of course, Wilfork is happily married, but even without that sticking point, methinks Brigham’s offer wouldn’t do much good to dissuade Wilfork from moving on. But if it did, look out. Imagine this kind of scenario being utilized during countless contentious contract negotiations. Might have to work it into the Collective Buggering Agreement. I mean Collective Bargaining Agreement.

It’s great this story came around. It’s been awhile since we’ve had a “Porn star offers sexual favors to pro athlete as some kind of hanky panky bartering system as a sign of team loyalty,” so why not now? Actually, I cannot recall ever writing a story about such a salacious incident. So much the better.

[H/T BSO]

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