Evan Turner is George Costanza, expresses unhappiness with male masseuse (photo)
Philadelphia 76ers star Evan Turner broke out of a bit of slump on Wednesday night, scoring a season-high 34 points to go along with 11 boards and 2 assists as he led his team to a 110-106 win over the slumping New York Knicks.
Given his productive performance on the court on Wednesday, it makes sense that Turner may be a bit sore and feel the need to seek out some off-the-court relief for his aching muscles on Thursday.
And that is just what Turner did, as he elected to hit up a massage technical specialist — a masseuse to the layperson — for some treatment.
In a tweet, Turner freely admitted the gender of the masseuse he was assigned made him a bit uncomfortable. Not only that, his ponytail apparently wasn’t helping, either.
Just my luck, I end up getting the male masseuse with the pony tail as opposed to one of the female… http://t.co/4KnxPKqoMY
— evan turner (@thekidet) January 23, 2014
But here’s the question for Turner about the masseuse: During the time he was … touching .. and … rubbing…
Does he think it moved?
That’s the question. And here’s another one: Who snaps a photo during a massage?
[H/T College Spun]