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Knicks fan goes on expletive-filled rant about the sorry state of his favorite team (NSFW video)

NOTE: If the title of the post isn’t clear enough, the video contains strong language. Viewer discretion is advised.

It’s probably extremely difficult to be a fan of the New York Knicks right about now, much less over the past decade or so.

One fan has had just about enough, had all he can stands and he can stands no more, reached the end of his rope or whatever description you wish to apply, as he goes on a profanity-laced rant about the sad and sorry state of his team.

The fan’s meltdown came during the team’s most recent humiliating debacle: A 41-point loss to the Boston Celtics on Sunday, at Madison Square Garden, no less.

It’s 10 minutes of pain, misery and anger. Lots and lots of anger.

Thanks to Deadspin, what follows below is a transcription of some of the highlights:

For 13 years we ain’t make the goddamn playoffs, and I ain’t never spazzed about my goddamn Knicks. Because I already knew they were sorry! Isiah Thomas fu**ed the whole organization up! So if it we would’ve lost by 41 then, it would’ve been like “oh well, another day in the life of a New York Knick fan.” But ni**a we got talent!

He continues:

Melo on down, no heart! “Why Melo?” Bitch, you the leader? Blame starts with your ass. Make somebody else better with your sorry ass. Amar’e? Bitch, you need Icy-Hot spray. Your motherfu**ing knees is shot! […] Bargnani? I’m not blaming you, Bargnani. Because we brought you into this bulls**t.

But how does he really feel about the Knicks? That’s what I want to know. And no punches should be pulled, either.

Knicks fans: Here is your leader, your town crier, your Pied Piper of Manhattan. Allow him to lead you out of the abyss with his expletive-laden oratory masterpiece. Or, at the very least, let his angry rant give you some semblance of comfort in these trying times.

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