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Paulina Gretzky rocks itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie black bikini in Instagram video

The gods have smiled upon the interwebs, people, as after a somewhat dull and uninteresting hiatus, Paulina Gretzky has made a triumphant and sexy return to posting provocative images to her Instagram account.

A quick perusal of her updates ever since she became engaged to PGA Tour star Dustin Johnson have been mostly tame — like the one above of Gretzky in her private plane taken a few days ago — especially by Miss Paulina Gretzky’s salacious standards.

Okay, there was the one that follows below from early September that was pretty good, but still, pretty PG stuff for the provocateur of scantily clad poses and pics.

But Thursday was a red letter day, as Gretzky posted a video from a photo shoot where she is rocking about the skimpiest black bikini imaginable.

Before we get to the video, here’s the above-mentioned, somewhat scintillating photo from early September:

 And now, without further ado, the pièce de résistance, a video she refers to as footage from her “secret shoot.” It won’t remain much of a secret if she’s uploading videos of it.

Mercy, mercy me. Hummina hummina. (makes cartoon googly eyes as they pop in and out of the sockets while a horn blasts)

Nothing wrong with that.

(all images via Instagram)

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