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Somehow, some way, Sammy Sosa’s appearance keeps getting freakier and freakier (pic)

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GAH! The slowly regenerating (or degenerating — it’s hard to say) and constantly changing condition of former MLB slugger Sammy Sosa’s face has simultaneously horrified and amused the Internet for a long time, going on four years now, ever since disturbing yet fascinating photos like these began to surface.

A few weeks ago, we marveled at a recent photo of Sosa, speculating that it was a wax figure of Sosa, not the man himself.

Along comes the above photo, which is an absolute, certified and high-octane dose of nightmare fuel. What in the hell is going on there? He looks like a cross between … um … I don’t know. Maybe if Bruce Banner was bitten by a vampire at exactly the same time he was undergoing the transformation into “The Incredible Hulk”? Crap, I’m at a total loss. And pretty weirded out to boot.

Before you know it, Sosa will fully cross over into the world of the undead and he won’t even show up in photographs anymore.

[H/T Busted Coverage, image via Twitter]

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