Infidelity dating website poll has Tiger Woods as the sexiest golfer at British Open
While pro golfers generally are not considered the hunkiest sorts among their fellow professional sports-playing counterparts, that does not mean that there aren’t a few randy chaps swinging the sticks professionally who are able to capture the fancy of the fairer sex. At least those women who don’t mind cheating on their husbands to get their thrills.
Infidelity dating website Victoria Milan, whose motto is “Relive the Passion — Find your Affair” that touts itself as the provider of “Discreet Dating for Married and Attached” folks — a Eurotrash version of Ashley Madison, if you will — conducted a poll in order to determine the sexiest golfer competing at the British Open this week. Well, more to the point, it asked the female members of the classy site to select which golfer they would want to cheat on their husbands with.
The results may surprise you.
Coming in at No. 1 — not surprisingly, in a strange way, since this was a poll conducted by a infidelity dating site — with 27% of the vote was none other than Tiger Woods. Look out, Lindsey. There’s a rabid gaggle of horny housewives prowling the grounds of Muirfield! Good thing she’s on the scene in Scotland.
Coming in a close second with 25% in the poll of 3,225 votes was reigning Masters champ Adam Scott.
Company founder and CEO Sigurd Vedal explains the results of the poll: “It makes perfect sense that golf captures the senses of cheaters! The quiet tension builds hole by hole until it’s broken by wild applause, and the 19th hole parties are legendary. And, of course, the sport itself represents luxury and opulence. Our members are definitely going to be found in the British Open crowd!”
I’m sure they are.
Rounding out the Top 10, here’s the breakdown:
- Tiger Woods — 27%
- Adam Scott — 25%
- Sergio Garcia — 14%
- Luke Donald — 11%
- Justin Rose — 9%
- Graeme McDowell — 6%
- Nicolas Colsaerts — 3%
- Phil Mickelson — 2%
- Ernie Els — 2%
- Rory Mcilroy — 1%
It’s not surprising that a lot of Euro players made the list in light of the presumed nationalities of the poll’s respondents, but Tiger Woods is a curious choice for No. 1, despite Tiger’s aforementioned legendary — but apparently past — penchant for infidelity.
But perhaps even more baffling is the inclusion of Ernie Els at No. 9. While Ern isn’t an ugly man, he’s also not the most studly. I guess there may be an entirely different reason than his swing for why he’s referred to as “The Big Easy.”
Whatever that means.