Ever since Tim Tebow miraculously — because everything Tim Tebow does is intrinsically miraculous, don’t ya know — ended up on the roster of the New England Patriots, Tebowmania has been slowly worming its way into the collective consciousness of New Englanders, presumably for many Patriots fans like that earwig creature, the Ceti eel, in “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” — fight it all you want, it’s still burrowing its way into your cerebral cortex.
Anyway, while it hasn’t been as fast-moving a Tebowmania takeover as transpired in New York and before that in Denver, things inevitably will pick up steam as training camp nears.
But for the most Tebow of Tebow shirts, we have had to wait for a reddit user to snap a photo of the below Tim Tebow shirt he recently spotted in a Massachusetts grocery store.
Come, bask in its Tebowey goodness.
Fantastic. First of all, is it just me, or is Tebow’s head awash in a warm golden light, like some kind of Christ-like aura? Second, to refer to the team’s third-string quarterback as a “winner” might be a bit of a stretch.
Some eyeblack scripture would have been a nice touch. But at least the manufacturers of the shirt got the jersey number he will wear with the Patriots correct. That’s nice.
Even better, you can pick up some dial and a box of CHEEZ-IT at the same time. Super.
[H/T SB Nation]