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D-Wade’s floral print jacket gave anyone who saw it an allergy attack (photos)


What in the holy hell? Look out, Russell Westbrook, D-Wade is coming at you and your over-the-top, post-game attire. Fresh off his team’s convincing 115-78 win over the Chicago Bulls on Wednesday night to even up the series at one game apiece, Miami Heat superstar and apparent ugly fashion icon Dwyane Wade strolled up to the podium — actually it was more of a table than anything — sporting an absolutely ridiculous jacket featuring a garishly and overly colorful floral theme.

According to the intrepid work by The Big Lead and Larry Brown Sports, we now know perhaps far too much about such an ugly item of clothing.


The garment is referred to in fashion circles as the “Floral Explosion Bomberjacket,” it is made by Versace, it is part of their Spring 2013 Menswear Collection and it retails for … $1,925 DOLLARS??? What the fungus?

I don’t care how much Versace gets away with charging for this nightmare, price clearly isn’t an adequate measuring tool for style, no matter what. I’ll do just fine shopping at Kohl’s, thank you very much. In fact, I think they’re having a sale.