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Jose Canseco tweets he’s ‘developed a manfume,’ it probably smells like crazy

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The world of social media was made for people like Jose Canseco. People who lack the ability to self-censor and have just the right amount of crazy paired with a faulty sense of self-assurance and wit to be completely engrossing and hilarious at the same time.

Thankfully, Jose Canseco loves to tweet his frequently nonsensical ramblings with relative frequency, so we are afforded free passage on a trip inside his mind. But be forewarned: you better bring a poncho.

In order to double down on “Seinfeld” references in rapid succession, according to a series of tweets from Canseco on Tuesday, like Kramer, the former Bash Brother apparently always has dreamed of becoming a fragrance millionaire. And those dreams may be close to becoming reality if Canseco is to be believed, as he has announced that he has “developed a manfume.”

Buckle up, kiddos.

Since there isn’t any better method in capturing Canseco’s crazy than allowing his words to articulate it, below is the sequence of tweets announcing his upcoming “manfume”:

MANSECO? Sure, why not? But I don’t know about having the name in all caps. And HUG 4U? What in the heck is that all about? Stick with CANSECO, though, Canseco.

And dragon’s blood? Where did he get some of that from? Danerys Targaryen?

Finally, I’m tempted to shoot his agent an email just to ask him: Hey Joe, what’s it like trying to capture insanity in a bottle?

Jose Canseco: Truly a gift that keeps on giving.

[H/T BuzzFeed]

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