During Thursday’s tilt between the Cal Golden Bears and the UNLV Runnin’ Rebels, an unfortunate and painful experience befell Cal star Allen Crabbe. When a Runnin’ Rebels player attempted to save a ball going out of bounds by wildly throwing it back into play, poor Crabbe’s crotch was directly in the line of fire.
The shot to the groin immediately dropped Crabbe to the ground and millions of male college basketball fans watching the game felt the sudden urge to uncomfortably squirm.
Sweet sassy molassey. Regardless of Crabbe’s pain threshold — unless he happens to possess the testicular fortitude of the masochist who goes by the moniker “King of Nutshots” — that is something he undoubtedly feeling on Friday. Ouch.
Thankfully for Mr. Allen Crabbe, he is at least able to savor Cal’s 64-61 win over UNLV. While he’s sitting on a bag of ice. Yeesh.
Oh, and the obligatory “Simpsons” reference. It’s old and so played, but I just can’t help myself.