Forget Katherine Webb, Darnell Dockett is all about ‘hood chicks’ with ‘stab wounds’


Arizona Cardinals lineman Darnell Dockett is something of a cad, especially on Twitter. On numerous occasions he has caused us to guffaw, chuckle or even experience a spit-take due to his witty and often hilarious tweets.

During the BCS Championship Game a few weeks ago, Dockett, along with nearly everyone else in the Twittersphere, took notice and made comments about Katherine Webb, the now-infamous girlfriend of Alabama Crimson Tide quarterback AJ McCarron.

But apparently, despite his integral role in raising her profile and assisting in enhancing Webb’s notoriety, Dockett hasn’t taken a shine to Webb as much as, say, Brent Musburger. Nope. In fact, his ideal woman is a completely different kind of gal. With scars.

Dockett appeared XTRA Sports 910 in Phoenix recently and among other intriguing topics, Dockett discussed the Katherine Webb incident, enlightening listeners with the many ways in how she doesn’t quite fit into his non-traditional vision of an ideal mate.

On jokingly asking AJ McCarron’s girlfriend, Katherine Webb, out on Twitter during the BCS Championship Game:

“It’s not that serious. I was just laughing at people responding because people were really thinking that I was gonna put my number on Twitter. … Anybody that knows Darnell Dockett — the real me, not just the football player, not just the guy you see on TV — anyone that knows me personally knows there is never a dull moment in my life. I’m always excited. I’m always thinking of the next gimmick, the next trick. … It was an opportunity. She’s a very beautiful girl, but I just feel like somebody who’s been modeling and going to Alabama and doing all that country stuff, I just want to take her out of her [element] and bring her to get some of these garlic wings and these barbecue wings, and see a few strippers and things like that, so she can appreciate what she’s doing. I’m just giving back to the community in the long run.”

On Webb not being his type:

“If I really wanted to get his girl there’s a bunch of different ways I’d have went about it. And I would have got her if I really wanted her. But I don’t think she’s my type. I’m not into the thinner girls and the modelling thing like that. I like hood chicks. I like girls with a couple stab wounds, bullet holes, been knocked up a few times. … I like girls who you know have bad credit when they’re 21.”

There you have it. Ladies and gentlemen, my approximation of what might encompass all the things Darnell Dockett is looking for in a woman:


I dunno, maybe she’s a bit on the older side for Darnell’s taste. But 20 years ago? This gal was turning heads and making the scene.

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  1. Mr. Big ray

    January 24, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    Jason, You are foul. Dockett may have been kidding about desiring ‘hood women with stab wounds and bad credit; but you had to take the joke too far and post a picture of an old homeless alcoholic.
    The ‘hood is merely a neighborhood where economically disadvantaged prople reside. That doesn’t mean there are no people of worth and value there. there are a lot of fine women that happen to be poor.

    • Mexoplex

      January 25, 2013 at 6:56 am

      Tell him again Sir!

    • HeyBub

      January 25, 2013 at 12:47 pm

      Yea, and Darnell Dockett didn’t take his joke too far?!! Inviting a nice southern girl to a strip club for wings and such?!! Oh I get it, you are a double standard type of person, it’s not,”What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.” Your a,”White jugmental racist, F the police, whitey keeping the black man down”, type of person heh. Well haven’t you heard the news?, that BS is played out. Grow up and live in the 2010’s, where everyone has a choice to be angry or just move on and live life the best they can, everybody is on hard times these day’s.

      • GTFOH!!

        January 25, 2013 at 1:40 pm


        What makes you think “A nice southern girl” wouldn’t go to the strip club? ‘Nice southern girl’ does not mean she doesn’t have some freak in her. Why was it an insult? Why not live in 2013 where the theme is “free to love and marry whoever you chose’ and make marijuanna legal. That picture you posted was foul. You could have posted a picture that reflected a real hood chick not a homeless woman.

  2. Scott

    January 25, 2013 at 5:40 am

    Yeah well Dockett needs to run with his own kind this hip hop progressive crap has gotten outta hand,Just look at the bang up job the “Affirmative Action” President has been doing!Everytime the White folks try to be progressive we suffer for it and if you think Im wrong feel free to prove it by displaying a few examples because Obama is doing to the whole country what the “economically depressed” folks have done to every city that the white folks have abandoned and left for them to flourish in,America is beginning to resemble an oversized ghetto It has been proven time and time again and it also just goes to show you that you need to date withine your own race after all thats all weve had thrown at us is how outstanding the blacks are,I guess just not that outstanding because the majority of black women would deal with his goofy ass in a way that he understands yet doesnt subscribe to,”Violently” Black women dont play like that and alot of white women have been raised with more morals than to stoop that low!Yeah I said it and you know its right!

    • Mexoplex

      January 25, 2013 at 6:55 am

      Oh Shut up Shut up SHUT UP! What the hell does the POTUS have to do with some college athlete’s preference in women? Absolutely not a !@#$%^& thing. You are a person of small stature.

    • OBE

      January 25, 2013 at 8:28 am

      Sucker, I mean Scott, people like you never miss a minute to whine about the black president. Tough! Whether you admit it or not, if you are American, then he is your President. Affirmative Action President. That says who you really are and what you are to chicken to admit.

      You and Jason Rowan probably attended the same outdoor meeting last night. White sheets, anyone?

    • cal

      January 25, 2013 at 10:35 am

      Scott, you’re obviously a pent-up racist. I was like that when I was little thanks to some bad role models in my life. I’d like to give you some advice: relax, take a deep breath, and repent. You’ll start to grow out of your hateful state of mind and start to realize that the color of a man’s skin doesn’t determine the character of his heart. But then again, I bet you enjoy holding on to the hatred because it’s all you know.

  3. Tommy bourgeois

    January 25, 2013 at 6:59 am

    His type is more likely a crack hore

  4. Aniger

    January 25, 2013 at 1:11 pm

    Jason- I am highly offended with the picture that you posted here. This lady cannot help the way she looks. How would you like it if someone made fun of your mother or sister like this? The woman in this picture is a human being who has fallen on hard times with feelings…she is not a joke. in answer to Dockett’s reply…all black athletes are not interested in skinny white women. There are some black athletes who actually prefer black women. What’s so shocking about that?

    • GTFOH!!

      January 25, 2013 at 1:42 pm


      Say WORD!!


    January 25, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    to you that posted this…HATER!!!

  6. will

    January 25, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    Are you kidding me? There is not one thing or even a million things Dockett could do to ever get Webb. She would never stoop that low, she has class. He’s funny that he thinks we would ever have a chance. She wouldn’t even go on a date with that ugly dude for charity! Have fun with your dirty hood chicks, that don’t take care of themselves, that have no respect for themselves, that aren’t educated. That would be funny to see him really try and find out that she wouldn’t waste her time with a guy like that.

  7. Pez

    January 27, 2013 at 7:35 am

    Dockett need not worry – that girl wouldn’t find him attractive, either. To each their own. If Dockett wants to date a crack whore with multiple gunshot wounds and stab scars there are plenty to choose from. I’d suggest a strip club on OBT in Orlando. I saw them first hand there.

  8. Lisa c

    January 28, 2013 at 10:42 am

    Dumbazz Docket’s comments are offensive to ALL women. Does it really matter the color. Anyone woman with common sense and good self-esteem wouldn’t be caught with him. As far as the picture I think the author of this post is just as bad as the dumbazz!!!!

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