Since we all should stay extra vigilant right now, remain skeptical and exercise related to the possibility that something on the internet could very well be a hoax, the jury should remain out regarding the authenticity of this supposed tattoo. But, as you will see below, it sure looks like the real deal.
For reasons known only to him a perhaps a team of therapists, a clearly die-hard Baltimore Ravens fan appears to have the face of linebacker Ray Lewis tattooed upon his thigh.
Still, the question remains: Um, why?
Sheesh. Forget about that “Ray Lewis Retirement Party Countdown Clock” discussed yesterday, how about a “Telethon-Like Donation Tally Tracking Funds Raised In Order To Get This Bad Boy Removed” counter?
Imagine that thing staring back at you while you’re sitting on the toilet during your morning constitutional? As Enzo the Barber said on Seinfeld, albeit about Edward Scissorhands, but I believe the same applies here: “Did you ever think about what you’re going to do on the toilet? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ON THE TOILET???”
Soon enough, we will probably learn that this exercise in Bad Idea Tattoos is in fact authentic, much like we learned the same about the provocative tattoo Rex Ryan has of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey. Or maybe we will learn it was all a hoax in an attempt to attract attention. But that would just make it worse, right?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, to get this image out of my head, I’m going to watch video of that Ray Lewis Laser Light Show from last week. Somebody crank the Pink Floyd.