Denver ‘sleaze metal’ band now selling satanic Peyton Manning shirts (photo)

A Kissing Suzy Kolber tipster passed along the scoop about how Speedwolf, a sleaze metal band based in Denver, has started to sell the above shirt trumpeting the satanic symbolism in the jersey number of Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning. As you can plainly see, if you add 6+6+6, you arrive at 18, Peyton Manning’s number.

I don’t know about anyone else, but this shirt, along with the fact that “Peyton” rhymes with “Satan,” not to mention that the holy Tebow’s exodus from Denver was prompted by Manning signing with the Broncos, I require no additional evidence that Peyton Manning is pure, unadulterated evil and has to be one of Satan’s earthbound minions. It all adds up, just like Peyton’s jersey number.

Unfortunately at this time, Speedwolf’s website indicates that the band has sold out of the Peyton tees, but I reckon more will be made available soon enough. The devil’s in the details and Lucifer will always find a way to pollute and corrupt young minds. The Prince of Darkness, The Devourer of Souls, Beelzebub — whatever you want to call him – probably could even teach Tebow how to throw a 10-yard out pass, for Christ’s sake.

Hail Peyton!

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3 Comments

  1. Vickie Fleming

    October 25, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    What alot of hogwash. These satanic cukoo’s will hopefully get a real life sometime while the earth is still here. I dont think they will like where the alternative will lead them. Oh well, I shall pray for their souls. Jesus said we should do that, so I will.

  2. David Newcomb

    October 25, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    I (unlike Vickie Fleming) have a sense of humor and purchased one of these fine t-shirts. I will be wearing it Sunday to the broncos/saints game. Speedwolf is an amazing band. HAIL PEYTON!!!

  3. Gibby

    October 26, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    OMG! When you said” The devil’s in the details and Lucifer will always find a way to pollute and corrupt young minds. The Prince of Darkness, The Devourer of Souls, Beelzebub — whatever you want to call him” I thought “Oh boy here we go”, so thank you for making me laugh with ” – probably could even teach Tebow how to throw a 10-yard out pass, for Christ’s sake.” Yeah, I’d buy one for sure, but then my name also adds up to 6 6 6. Wonder if I am going to make their money

    (Betcha this Speedwolf is loving the publicity though)

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