Bikini Hockey League appears real, and it is spectacular (photos/videos)

The Bikini Hockey League, a fledgling organization devoted to women playing hockey in bikinis (head asplodes), recently held its “media day.” And that, along with the fact that the BHL (I refer to it as the BHL, I’m hip to their jive) also has its own official website, a Facebook page and two, count ‘em, two, videos — one from the aforementioned media day and another one referred to as a “teaser” — showcasing attractive women donning revealing outfits and sometimes wearing inline skates and kind-of-sort-of-not-really-but-in-a-way playing hockey? Well, that’s good enough for me.

Videos and photos follow.

Below are some photos from the Bikini Hockey League’s official website, which are located on the “Media” tab and are described as:

Each week, we will be highlighting the happenings in the Bikini Hockey League and highlighting one of our sizzle reel athletes! Please take time to LIKE our Facebook page and follow us on Twitter as well… might even strike up a conversation with one of our talented and beautiful athletes! With the current lockout of the NHL, we know we can fill your hockey void!

 Oooh, strike up a conversation with one of the talented and beautiful athletes? I bet those gals would just love sports bloggers!

Also: filling voids. Heh. Still, I’m disappointed they couldn’t come up with a decent five-hole joke.

More photos are available for perusal on the BHL’s Facebook page, but here are the videos:

I’m sold. Count me in. It’s not like we’ll be watching NHL hockey anytime soon, right?

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  1. Mike G.

    September 26, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    Its all fun and games until one of these chicks decides to take this seriously and this turns into a roller derby with sticks… Cant wait…

  2. zaphrodjr

    September 27, 2012 at 3:39 am

    …and, of course, they will want to be taken seriously, and paid as well as their male counterparts…

  3. casey

    September 27, 2012 at 5:19 am

    first it was aussie v-ball with bikinis.. now this? what next football in bikinis? everyone knows bikinis adds money since men who are pervs with large di##’s will watch it.. its all about advertising and cash.. not the true sport…shame on women who think only wearing slu# suits will make them get attention in sports since all women know how to do is hit a V-ball and brag about

    • eddysamson

      September 27, 2012 at 8:43 am

      Dude they already have a Lingerie Football League

      • mike

        September 27, 2012 at 6:32 pm

        And Lingerie Basketball too.

  4. Alan

    September 27, 2012 at 6:45 am

    It amazes me there’s always someone to roll out crap like this. But then again at the same time I’m not surprised. Beach Volleyball works because there’s a lot of people who actually play and love playing. They don’t “get off” on the bikini so much since they’ like seen if a time of two (sheesh) – it’s the BEACH where this gets played. But hockey and skates and ice and bikinis and hockey… just transparently stupid. Nobody’s going to sports a TOLEDO TRAMPS bumpersticker on their car either.

    BTW Casey – it’s men with small d### that get off on this stuff and as far as these women being in slu## suits…. I mean c’mon. If there’s a market (back to the men again) there’s going to be a salesman.

    Hello – history’s oldest profession?

  5. A Dub

    September 27, 2012 at 8:27 am

    They wear granny panties when they play. Boo!

  6. Mike

    September 27, 2012 at 8:39 am

    I’ll stick with porn, thanks.

  7. CyberShark

    September 27, 2012 at 8:46 am

    I cant wait for the wardrobe malfunctions!!

    • ThePainfulTruth

      September 27, 2012 at 10:29 am

      Anything to makea quick buck. The girls are attractive –maybe a few might actualy be able to play the game — but it is all a money thing. It will make a samll quick forune for the promoters, give some work to some folks and then it will be pasr and be gone and on to the next gig! sure, it fun to look @ for a little while (for as long as it lasts) Maybe a few ladies will get miodeling gigs or other work or connects out of it and then it waill be over and done with — NEXT!

  8. chuck

    September 27, 2012 at 11:22 am

    If they have big breasts and nice vaginas!!!!

  9. KC

    September 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Good to see the replacement NFL refs now have another job to apply for..

  10. Turd Ferguson

    September 27, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    i hope they will be allowed to play in the crease….

  11. Kaptain Kokanee

    September 27, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    Drop the gloves, CAT FIGHT!

  12. Dennis

    September 27, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    Looks good….can they use some referees….the NFL has some former refs looking for work. References: terminated from the NFL, not qualified to do top quality games, hated by fans, terminated from the Lingerie Foodball League for being incompetent. Definitely not needed in football any more

  13. Darren

    September 28, 2012 at 1:08 am

    Forgetaboutit! My concern is how are the refs gonna unstick/loosen all of the snails from the ice when they go down? Will there be ice maids to bring out a spatchula to loosen tthem or scissor hem from the ice!!!

  14. bella

    October 1, 2012 at 7:53 am

    what the hell is this so the world is turning to bicth games.where is the dignity of women to play games and expose thier body,in a prize of what if is not to receiv tomorow insult please u guys should stop insulting us as women because in the world exist women with dignity and ship women.some countries like india we are suffring for harrasment in others some are exiting a mop of men to disrespect the image of a woman those companies creating this type of games should be censured

  15. marlon

    October 1, 2012 at 8:03 am

    yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh players indeep club of sluts modern porno why arrest psycopats people when there is meat outside desperate to be catch stupidities we dont care why not play naked with high shoes, nails, and big breast as someone says THE NEW STRIPS GAME

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