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A’s pitcher Brandon McCarthy released from hospital, asks wife for a threesome

Following an extended stay in the hospital following two hours of emergency brain surgery last Wednesday night after suffering a pidural hemorrhage, brain contusion and skull fracture when he was hit in the head by a line drive off the bat of Angels batter Erick Aybar, Oakland Athletics pitcher Brandon McCarthy was released from the hospital on Tuesday.

In light of the ordeal he had just been through, McCarthy thought there would be no better time to make an interesting request of his wife, and he did so on Twitter shortly after his release:

Well played, Mr. McCarthy.

Unfortunately for the recovering pitcher, his beautiful wife Amanda appears to be having no part of it, if her terse response on Twitter is any indication:

But Mrs. McCarthy did later tweet a photo of her husband resting comfortably at home under the care and watchful eye of the family dog, who she referred to as “Nurse Hobbes”:

The McCarthys also issued a statement Tuesday thanking everyone from the hospital staff who treated him to teammates and A’s fans who kept the family in their thoughts:

“From the bottom of our hearts, (my wife) Amanda and I want to thank everyone who was involved in responding to and treating my injury, starting with Dr. Weber and all the team’s medical personnel from doctors Allan Pont, Elliott Schwartz and Jon Dickinson to the Oakland A’s athletic trainers, as well as the other physicians and nurses who were on duty around the clock in the Critical Care Unit at California Pacific. We feel the same way about the ambulance driver and those who first met us at the hospital. We could not have been in better hands.

“We also want to express our deep appreciation to our teammates, manager and coaching staff for their concern and encouragement during the uncertain times, and also want to thank all the A’s fans who wished us well. It’s times like these when you realize you have an extended family, and feel so fortunate. Now we look forward to continuing the healing process, and returning to baseball and our normal lives in the weeks and months ahead. Go A’s!”

Still, one has to wonder if Amanda will reconsider and acquiesce to her husband’s erotic request. There is no doubt that she is an incredibly attractive woman who may harbor some friskier and adventurous tendencies, in light of a photo that surfaced of her:

Hoo boy. Either way, whether or not Amanda would ever engage in such a sexually risque behavior like a threesome — and whatever happens in a couple’s bedroom is nobody’s business — I do know that Mrs. McCarthy is not afraid to inform her hubby on occasions he might need a little help in that arena.

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