Ha! If you suspend your rigid cynicism and let go, it’s almost like Bryce Harper is in all these movies, music videos, game shows, television programs and whatnot and actually answering all the questions posed with “That’s a clown question, bro.” That’s some good stuff right there. A fitting tribute to one of the best pro athlete sound bytes of recent memory.
My favorite, Harper responding to that mean man from the Twisted Sister videos inquiry of “WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!?” Ha. Or maybe it’s when Bryce says “That’s a clown question, bro” to Boy George’s question of “Do you really want to hurt me?” Because, really, has there even been a question more deserving of that terse response? Can’t we all just get along is what I guess I’m trying to get at here.