Porn site offers Chad Ochocinco $69,000 to change name to Chad Seisnueve

Chad Ochocinco getting released by the New England Patriots on Thursday doesn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing for the wide receiver. In fact, he already had interesting offers rolling in.

In a correspondence obtained by BuzzFeed as well as reported by other sites, pornographic video sharing website Pornhub has offered the currently unemployed wide receiver $69,000 if he legally changed his name to Chad Seisnueve. Ha. Get it? Sixty-nine? Brilliant. And $69,000 as compensation? Bravo.

Note: technically, as anyone who has taken one year of Spanish is well-aware of, sixty-nine en Espanol is actually “sesenta y nueve,” but “ochocinco” isn’t how you say eighty-five, either, so no need to split hairs or get too picky here.

Text of the supposed correspondence from Corey Price, the VP of Marketing for Pornhub, follows below.


June 6, 2012

Dear Mr. Ochocinco,

I hope this letter finds you well. Our company, Pornhub.com, (the premier destination for online adult entertainment) would like to offer you an opportunity to solidify your support for the work we do here. Given your continued endorsement of our brand on your widely followed Twitter account, we feel it would only be appropriate to ask you, in the spirit of fun, to take your fandom for us to the next level.

In short, we would like to extend a proposal for you to legally change your name to Chad Seisnueve on the day of June 9, 2012 for the subsequent 24 hours. As proof, all we require from you is a twitpic of the approved name change registration form accompanied by a @Pornhub hashtag mention. We believe that this partnership can be beneficial to both parties.

In return for your cooperation and willingness, we will compensate you $69,000.

We truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon. Meanwhile, please feel free to continue enjoying the fruits of our labor at Pornhub.com.

All the best,

Corey Price

I suppose it’s best to take a “wait and see” attitude to the legitimacy of the offer, but if true, it’s right up Ochocinco’s alley. He has mentioned the Pornhub site on more than one occasion on his extremely popular Twitter feed. Will he do it? Is it real? Hard to say, but something tells me that even if Ochocinco doesn’t play another down in the NFL, we’ll continue to hear about him.

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25 Comments

  1. Sportmentary

    June 7, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    He should go for it.

  2. Larry Kraus

    June 7, 2012 at 10:42 pm

    if chad doesn’t want to do this i will change my name to Larry SEISNUEVE for the rest of my life for $69,000.00. they can market it any way they want.

  3. Gary Rayner

    June 8, 2012 at 12:23 am

    The porn site was going to pay Ochocinco $69,000 to change his name to market their product….there is no need now as you idiots just endorsed their product for free….As P.T. Barnum said “There’s one born every minute”.

  4. TBUCK111

    June 8, 2012 at 8:49 am

    Chadc and T.O. should join together before they get married….

  5. Dan

    June 8, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    You guys are stupid. SEISNUEVE dos not mean sixty nine; it really doesn’t mean anything. Juts like his name Ocho Sinco, it means eight five not, eighty-five. He should have spelled it Ochentaisinco; just like Sesentainueve that’s how you spell sixty nine. Dum Ass.

    • JP

      June 8, 2012 at 1:48 pm

      Dan, maybe you should read the entire story…you may find out that YOU are the dumbass.
      Note: technically, as anyone who has taken one year of Spanish is well-aware of, sixty-nine en Espanol is actually “sesenta y nueve,” but “ochocinco” isn’t how you say eighty-five, either, so no need to split hairs or get too picky here

      • halhobbs

        June 8, 2012 at 2:01 pm

        Wong, Suzie. Maybe you should have taken two years of Spanish.

    • Cahuatijo

      June 8, 2012 at 6:08 pm

      Seriously Dan? If you’re going to be a whiny lady then learn to spell your Spanish properly. OCHENTA Y CINCO – SESENTA Y NUEVE.

    • Deez Nutz

      June 8, 2012 at 6:40 pm

      Funny of you to call someone a dumbass when you don’t even spell it right yourself. Also, “and” en Espanol es “y” NOT “i”, so if Chad were to have listened to you and had the spelling of his name changed it would still be wrong. And, cinco is spelled with a “c” not “s” but then again like you said anyone that has taken at least a year of Spanish would know that. I didn’t even mention that you spelled “does” wrong it’s not “dos” last time I checked that was spanish for “two”. Maybe you ought to spell check your shit before getting on someone else’s grammar.

      P.S. You also spelled “just” wrong

    • Tommy Ft

      June 9, 2012 at 12:51 am

      Dan; stop trying to sound smart, it doesn’t work for you!

    • 206

      June 9, 2012 at 9:45 am

      we all know this danny boy, as we all know ochocinco isnt 85. hell if u had read the whole article u would have seen that the author acknowledged that and advised readers to pull the stick out of their a$$ and not split hairs. C’mon brah ! if ur gonna bitch make sure we cant poke so many holes!

      • Jacky

        November 18, 2012 at 11:15 pm

        Yes, time to bid adieu to Ocho Stinko.Yes, an above average caeerr for the Bengals, but the past several years were a joke. All the shenanigans really grew old and tiresome. Would much rather have a hard working WR who also produces.Who do the Bengals target at WR now? Too many young guys, and that’s OK, but I think they need a hard-working veteran to come in and show the way. Who will that be T.J. back??I just hate the thought of a rookie QB throwing to a bunch of green WRs and playing up against the likes of the Steelers, Ravens and Colts defenses!

  6. jerry b

    June 8, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    america is a country full of degenerite people and people who only care about money and thats the truth.any women who are in porn are only sluts that work for these porn producers.they are not stars thats for sure.and the men are also degenerates. people who watch and enjoy porn are scum themselves.but in america its the bottom line.$$$$$$$.

    • Nadia

      June 8, 2012 at 4:01 pm

      Wow! you haven’t been laid recently have you? It’s a pity.

    • Tommy F

      June 9, 2012 at 12:55 am

      Jerry I’ll bet that you got a stack of porn mags 12 feet high in the attic! LOL

    • Mike

      June 9, 2012 at 10:52 am

      The girls in porn work for porn producers? You don’t say?

  7. james taube

    June 8, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    no doubt he will acept it he will do anything for the short term gain

  8. Laya

    June 8, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    I say go for it. Not that his name now is doing him any good. Just for a few hours. Not bad. & regardless of how it is spelled. It is meant to be 69, but I’m sure they were not trying to spell the whole thing out. Just six and nine. Not that serious people lighten up. It’s all in fun.

  9. Thomas

    June 8, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    They should’ve waited until tomorrow to publish the story (think of the date). If chad spent more time on his playing and less time marketing he would be well on his way to Canton.

  10. Coach 13

    June 8, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    Hey Dan,
    If you are going to call someone a dumb ass at least learn how to spell it.

  11. cw

    June 9, 2012 at 9:45 am

    The man is already a millionaire … what would he need with $69K?

    • Vince

      June 9, 2012 at 11:40 am

      Strip clubs

    • ocho-ocho

      June 9, 2012 at 4:53 pm

      F**K lots of hot pornstars!! how amazing!! lucky guy!! LOL LMFAO ROFL smh

  12. FreeAgentID

    June 9, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    Firstly. Do not do it.
    Secondly. Glad the Patriots released you. I am a Giants fan. Now, I can root for you and your team.

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