Brian Urlacher, Jenny McCarthy spotted leaving Beverly Hills steakhouse (video)

Thankfully, TMZ must have a member of its paparazzi militia posted at every hotspot in SoCal, as a foot solider armed with a camera snagged video of Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher and former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy attempting to sneak out of “one of the most expensive steak joints in town,” Mastro’s, on Tuesday evening. It’s relevant that Mastro’s is expensive as both of these people are living check-to-check, which adds to the seriousness of the dinner date.

The possible couple tried their best to go unnoticed leaving the steakhouse by exiting out a back door and slipping into a waiting SUV, but it takes more than that to elude the prying eyes of the TMZ troops. Better luck next time, Urlacher and McCarthy. Or should I call them, Urlarthy or Mclacher? Meh. Both of those celebrity names are terrible. These two, if they in fact end up dating, will never last. Too bad, as I imagine Urlacher — like many of us who are near or in his age group — grew up loving McCarthy’s work on MTV’s Singled Out. There truly is nothing like an attractive woman smelling her armpits all of the time.

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25 Comments

  1. tornadohunter006

    April 11, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Urlacher and McCarthy?? OMG–Now this is breaking news

  2. Steve

    April 11, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Urlacher – two kids from a marriage – one kid from an affair – now looking to get laid some more.

    Typical major athlete PIG!

    • kenny

      April 12, 2012 at 8:05 am

      I guess the woman have nothing to do with it. Typical uneducated response.

    • Stephen

      April 12, 2012 at 5:43 pm

      Well perhaps he’ll use protection this time..but one never knows..those nfl linebackers can be very hardheaded.

    • chris

      April 12, 2012 at 5:56 pm

      Give it a rest Steve! We all have urges.

  3. Concrete Brad

    April 11, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    McCarthy’s kid knows the square root of 2,130.

    Urlacher doesn’t know what the square root of 9 is.

    • Brian Urlacher

      April 11, 2012 at 9:56 pm

      It’s three.

      • JBerg

        April 11, 2012 at 10:24 pm

        Wow thats a burn there Brad Huh?

      • Concrete Brad

        April 11, 2012 at 11:47 pm

        Congrats, here’s your penicillin.

  4. John

    April 12, 2012 at 4:50 am

    “It’s relevant that Mastro’s is expensive as both of these people are living check-to-check, which adds to the seriousness of the dinner date”

    Urlacher has earned over $20 million the past 3 years and is due to make $7.5 million this year.

    • Susanne

      April 12, 2012 at 12:23 pm

      Amen! My point exactly. If that’s living check-to-check, what the heck do these idiots consider well off or wealthy??? GIve me 7.5 million dollars just ONCE and I won’t have to work another day in my entire life.

  5. 206

    April 12, 2012 at 8:51 am

    this ish is so dumb!! this is why America has straight fallen off! get a life!!!!!!!!!

  6. Jason

    April 12, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Who gives a phuck who he has dinner with? As long as he plays for the Bears he can have dinner with Big Bird and Elmo. I hope Concrete Brad gets face cancer.

    • Armando A

      April 12, 2012 at 4:41 pm

      what is he doing in la anyway bored in chicago anyways just long as he kicks ass in the windy city thats cool with me and hes not liveing check to check yah right i could live off that i dont why yhey hide if you dont want to be seen stay home have dinner at home save cash or suffer

    • Concrete Brad

      April 13, 2012 at 6:45 pm

      Jason, do you need some penicillin?

  7. howard

    April 12, 2012 at 9:10 am

    you go brian she is hot!

  8. Tim

    April 12, 2012 at 9:29 am

    This is pretty sad. You so-called “Journalists” have nothing better to do?
    Why don’t you people write about sports and save the gossip for the tabloids.
    Really, who gives a crap about Urlacher being seen with anyone? Leave these people alone, and write about something you’re supposed to be talented at.

  9. Dick Mansfield

    April 12, 2012 at 11:47 am

    TMZ exists on the travails of others. Like the Buzzard that are after the spoils. Everytime my wife changes the channel to TMZ I immediately go to the cartoons. Better plot.

    Dick Mansfield

  10. Susanne

    April 12, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Brian Urlacher’s salary is 7.5 Million. Can someone explain how that is living check-to-check???

  11. Mike Woods from Carmel Indiana

    April 12, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Urlacher and McCarthy living “paycheck to paycheck”? After all the millions they’ve made, if they’re living paycheck to paycheck it’s their own fault.

    • Jeremy

      April 12, 2012 at 4:43 pm

      Can’t believe how many people didn’t understand the one joke in the article. LOL

      • rnwils

        April 12, 2012 at 5:20 pm

        No doubt. They say Tv’s and ipads make you stupider. I’m guess its working.

  12. ruwilly

    April 12, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    You go Brian. You play with dem biguns. Mmmm…Biguns

  13. dbag-in-chitown

    April 12, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    jenny has awesome fun bags, some of the best in the biz.. Urlacher is a tool bag. these two are a match made in heaven. she is damaged. i wouldn’t f her with jim carreys dick.

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